Wwawd fat women who won't leave your apartment after you fuck them

[guest]

I thought you had to go at 9 bitch?

LEAVE! AND NEVER RETURN!

 

[Stent]

Put a $20 down beside her and ask if she needs to call a cab.

 

[johnnynoname]

none of this ever happened to OP

 

[guest]

none of this ever happened to OP

You're a literal jew, every post of yours is fucking negative bro

 

[johnnynoname]

literal

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

You're a literal jew, every post of yours is fucking negative bro

have you seen that nigger's head? Ol' rapeman of alcatraz lookin nigger ain't even human. He's one of them dungeon-ass monsters kikes keep as pets.

 

[johnnynoname]

if you ended up posting here you are most likely a terrible human being who did really bad things

you deserve to be treated horribly

 

[johnnynoname]

isreal/Zephardic- sure

I'm no nebbish Ashkanazi though

fuck outta here with that primo levi shit

 

[guest]

if you ended up posting here you are most likely a terrible human being who did really bad things

you deserve to be treated horribly

Yeah no shit faggot, I indirectly killed my girlfriend. I actually remember posting on the sub in 2015 when I was at her house actually.

 

[guest]

isreal/Zephardic- sure

I'm no nebbish Ashkanazi though

fuck outta here with that primo levi shit

Jew!!!

 

[johnnynoname]

faggot

you have no proof

 

[guest]

you have no proof

Jonnynodick

 

[guest]

Had this skinny BPD trainwreck fall for me once - four days of extremely rough sex later she started getting weird like falling in love with me and shit. Anyways I threw her over my shoulder like a bag of concrete and carried her kicking and screaming outside, made sure she had her shoes and purse.

This is why you don't fuck fatties - they're too hard to move manually. And yes, this chick called me the same night talking sweet and all that shit. I listened for a while as I got high and finally got her off the phone. Women, amirite?

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

You're a literal jew, every post of yours is fucking negative bro

Actually he's a 45 year old "funny waiter" nothing wrong with being a waiter but who calls themselves a funny waiter? I bet he makes his customers fawkin howl.

 

[johnnynoname]

44

 

[guest]

Actually he's a 45 year old "funny waiter" nothing wrong with being a waiter but who calls themselves a funny waiter? I bet he makes his customers fawkin howl.

Yuuuuuuck

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

44

I hate that I knew that.

 

[guest]

He's just dreaming of the day someone tells him a fly is in their soup

 

[guest]

-Tell her the story of Donald Ekpeki Oghenechovwe
-Get to the part where he overstayed his VISA
-Immediately pause. Turn to address her directly:
-Tell her this whole story was an analogy
-Tell her she is being a Donald to you right now.

 

[johnnynoname]

you know, my life was pretty okay............before that fucking software engineer asked out the girl i've been simping over at work for years

fuck her, fuck him, fuck the plot to Superman II

I don't know where my suspenders are btw