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WWAWD evading the police on a bicycle you don't know how to ride and eventually drowning in a river because you can't swim?

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I'm sure it's very cool and probably saves a lot of fucking around with gear indexing. My old man tried to teach me how to adjust a derailleur I don't know how many times but I could never wrap my head around it. Now I just take it to the bike shop and get them to do it.
Yeah the derailleur is the thing I was talking about earlier that would get screwed up and it'd fuck everything up. I don't get it either. I was trying to fix my ex's bike for her a couple years ago and I was watching a bunch of youtube videos and shit. I had to be like "I don't fucking get this. There's literally a severely autistic man in my town who repairs bikes and understands this shit. I'm gonna take it to him." Shattering the illusion that I'm useful.
 

Turry

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Yeah the derailleur is the thing I was talking about earlier that would get screwed up and it'd fuck everything up. I don't get it either. I was trying to fix my ex's bike for her a couple years ago and I was watching a bunch of youtube videos and shit. I had to be like "I don't fucking get this. There's literally a severely autistic man in my town who repairs bikes and understands this shit. I'm gonna take it to him." Shattering the illusion that I'm useful.
I watched a video on it years ago and the thing pops up in my recommendations periodically just to question my masculinity.
 
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