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WWAWD endangered species?

Turry

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
If pandas aren't just chinks in suits and they're actual bears, they really do serve no purpose. They can't even attack humans right. They attack humans, well, the way a chink in a bear suit would. I saw a video of one attacking a chinaman one time and it just latched onto his leg and didn't seem to be fucking the guy up at all. It's hard to tell when chinks are in pain, but he's just kind of like "Ah! Dung Lao! Ah! Wing Wang!"

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We need a million more of these, obviously
 
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People sincerely believe we landed on the moon in big Pepsi cans with Casio watch programming power and that they also carried jeeps in them as well. They get really mad if you don’t also beleive it.

Scientism is the most insanely dogmatic cult religion going. Stephen Hawking was brain dead being pushed around telling everyone about black holes from his computer voice that was definitely inputted by him with his eye movement and not his handlers!
 
Turry

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
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NoBacon said:
People sincerely believe we landed on the moon in big Pepsi cans with Casio watch programming power and that they also carried jeeps in them as well. They get really mad if you don’t also beleive it.

Scientism is the most insanely dogmatic cult religion going. Stephen Hawking was brain dead being pushed around telling everyone about black holes from his computer voice that was definitely inputted by him with his eye movement and not his handlers!
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How about instead of regurgitating shit you've seen me and other people say elsewhere you engage with the topic?
 
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NoBacon said:
People sincerely believe we landed on the moon in big Pepsi cans with Casio watch programming power and that they also carried jeeps in them as well. They get really mad if you don’t also beleive it.

Scientism is the most insanely dogmatic cult religion going. Stephen Hawking was brain dead being pushed around telling everyone about black holes from his computer voice that was definitely inputted by him with his eye movement and not his handlers!
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Ashcroft said:
You're down to...

- Bubbler

And then, ironically
- Sue
- FaggotBoqposter
- NoBacon

You have one half-online-friend and three "guys" who pretend to be your half-online-friends so they can mock you behind your back. And to your face.
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You're just exposing how utterly childish, autistic and lonely you are, LMFAO...this nigga thinks xenforo accounts is some treefort "no boq alloud" type clique.

No wonder you were manically dm'ing Leslie over the Old Gravy Egg saga, you really wanted to camaraderie-sass with the homies. It's the only way you know how to bond.
 
Boq the Lonely Faggot

Boq the Lonely Faggot

A girl literally called me handsome like yesterday
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guest said:
You're just exposing how utterly childish, autistic and lonely you are, LMFAO...this nigga thinks xenforo accounts is some treefort "no boq alloud" type clique.

No wonder you were manically dm'ing Leslie over the Old Gravy Egg saga, you really wanted to camaraderie-sass with the homies. It's the only way you know how to bond.
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No you're autistic and lonely. This is documented and we've been over this many times, Boq.
 
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Turry Fawks said:
Every fucking thread with you guys. Not everything is about you and your gay psychodrama
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Ashcroft wants me to "notice him". I'm his Senpai. He's energetic you see.

Your "you guys" is collateral damage my way. I want to be more on topic than even you.
 
satanssockpuppet

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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
If pandas aren't just chinks in suits and they're actual bears, they really do serve no purpose. They can't even attack humans right. They attack humans, well, the way a chink in a bear suit would. I saw a video of one attacking a chinaman one time and it just latched onto his leg and didn't seem to be fucking the guy up at all. It's hard to tell when chinks are in pain, but he's just kind of like "Ah! Dung Lao! Ah! Wing Wang!"

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Pandas are the dumbest of all the larger land animals. All they eat is bamboo, which has very little nutritional value, so they have to eat it constantly, just to maintain their sluggish pace and not die. And because they eat bamboo all day, they shit constantly. So they just lumber around, eating and shitting, eating and shitting.
 
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