WWAWD Eating a meal? A SUCCULENT Chinese meal?

[Patrick O'Neal]

I've said this before, but ya'll been sleeping on Xinjiang food.

 

[Dog Eater]

I've said this before, but ya'll been sleeping on Xinjiang food.

I’m partial to sichuan myself.

I've never seen General Tsao's outside the US though I'm a huge fan.

It’s a wholly American Chinese invention for US tastes. I like it too but it rapes my anus.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

I went to a Chinese buffet that had peanut butter chicken. I was expecting some kind of Thai satay peanut sauce or something, but it was just straight up fried chicken with crunchy Skippy PB. It ate pretty good, actually.

 

[UnPRePared]

I’m partial to sichuan myself.



It’s a wholly American Chinese invention for US tastes. I like it too but it rapes my anus.

What the hell do they put on that shit?

What I eat over here doesn't go down like that. I just remember the American fan and I discussed Chinese food once, and I had no idea what the dishes were that he was talking about. Most just weren't over here. The only one that seemed to match a little were the Thai dishes.

 

[Dog Eater]

What the hell do they put on that shit?

High fructose corn syrup.

 

[UnPRePared]

High fructose corn syrup.

Fucking figures.

I think you lads would kill for the Garlic Butter Shrimp they make near me.

 

[DMbA]

I've said this before, but ya'll been sleeping on Xinjiang food.

Whatever that meat rice is it looks disgusting

 

[UnPRePared]

Whatever that meat rice is it looks disgusting

I think that's duck.

That's a meat than can be fucked up far too easily.

 

[DMbA]

I think that's duck.

That's a meat than can be fucked up far too easily.

I thought it was lamb or something cause they love that shit

Cantonese roast duck is still the way to go

 

[Juschippinyababe]

I’m partial to sichuan myself.



It’s a wholly American Chinese invention for US tastes. I like it too but it rapes my anus.

I’m partial to sichuan myself.



It’s a wholly American Chinese invention for US tastes. I like it too but it rapes my anus.

Sichuan is one of the best cuisines. All in with the spicy water boiled fish and chongquin chicken

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Sichuan is one of the best cuisines. All in with the spicy water boiled fish and chongquin chicken

Water boiled fish is great. In China they bring the live fish to you in a bin bag so you can watch it dying.

I'd also recommend mouth watering chicken and return to the wok pork.

Chongqing chicken is probably laziji. That's another good one. Brings a lot of fragrance to the table and makes your lips numb.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Water boiled fish is great. In China they bring the live fish to you in a bin bag so you can watch it dying.

I'd also recommend mouth watering chicken and return to the wok pork.

Chongqing chicken is probably laziji. That's another good one. Brings a lot of fragrance to the table and makes your lips numb.

My nigga you know whats good

 

[Phish]

 

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I always get egg foo young (with shrimp) because it's so fucking bad for you.

It's like a half dozen eggs, deep fried, with a gravy that is basically corn starch and oil. And of course I get it with fried rice.

That shit will genuinely shorten your life by decades.

Also, Anthony likes it because 'young' is in the title. He's a pedophile, you see.

 

[Phish]

I always get egg foo young (with shrimp) because it's so fucking bad for you.

It's like a half dozen eggs, deep fried, with a gravy that is basically corn starch and oil. And of course I get it with fried rice.

That shit will genuinely shorten your life by decades.

Also, Anthony likes it because 'young' is in the title. He's a pedophile, you see.

I get egg drop soup because it reminds me of cum. Thats what SueLightening told me

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Ive never had authentic chinese food. Just that americanized heavy sugar/MSG stuff.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

I always get egg foo young (with shrimp) because it's so fucking bad for you.

It's like a half dozen eggs, deep fried, with a gravy that is basically corn starch and oil. And of course I get it with fried rice.

That shit will genuinely shorten your life by decades.

Also, Anthony likes it because 'young' is in the title. He's a pedophile, you see.

Egg foo young is great. In st louis they make sandwiches out of it.