WWAWD Darts

[Gronez_Bambatta]

Heil Littler!

If he's 16 I'm a Dutch Milk maid.

 

[Dennyislife]

If he's 16 I'm a Dutch Milk maid.

There's always one kid at school who looks old enough to be a TV version of a kid in a school tbf. We had one lad like it. He used to destroy us at football as it was basically man v boys. We were sure he would make it as a pro.

He did not. Last I heard he was working as a heavy for the police in the cells when someone gets all worked up.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Any other brothaman got a steel tip board in their house?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

It seems the prerequisites to become a professional darts player is to be overweight, look older than you actually are and be slightly retarded. But I'm not going to lie, it can be definitely entertaining.

You just described professional bowlers too.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Any other brothaman got a steel tip board in their house?

I've had the same one forever. I got it at a yard sale for $20 when I was a kid. I lost my darts. They were fancy ass darts too. My dad was big into darts when I was a kid and he gave me that set. I also had some old as fuck board when I was a kid that had regular darts on one side and some baseball game on the other. I loved the baseball thing. That board literally fell apart eventually.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

WWAW Philadelphia/DE/MD/NJ having a retarded version of darts thst nobody else anywhere in the world plays?

American darts - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[Dog Eater]

Never played but I like it in theory because there’s sobering deeply satisfying about throwing something and having it hit where you want. I’d definitely fuck up the basic arithmetic under pressure though.

 

[Dennyislife]

Never played but I like it in theory because there’s sobering deeply satisfying about throwing something and having it hit where you want. I’d definitely fuck up the basic arithmetic under pressure though.

It's not basic. I have no idea how they do it so quickly especially when they have just fucked up and missed

 

[Dog Eater]

It's not basic. I have no idea how they do it so quickly especially when they have just fucked up and missed

They’ve probably done it so long that they recognise all the patterns.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

It's not basic. I have no idea how they do it so quickly especially when they have just fucked up and missed

They've seen the same shots perhaps thousands of times. It's automatic to these guys.

People like me I gotta fuckin stop to subtract and figure out how to finish.

 

[Dennyislife]

The fat little 16 year old is in the semi final right now and he's fucking a 21 year old woman. Sure she's a bit fat but then so is he.

Imagine though if a 16 year old tennis player was dating a 21 year old fella. Got to love double standards

Luke Littler's girlfriend posts sweet message after his latest victory

The teenage sensation's delighted other half, Eloise - who is an amateur darts player herself - was seen embracing him after his thrilling 5-1 victory over Brendan Dolan.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Dennyislife]

He's now in the final and has 200k prize money with a chance of an extra 300k if he wins. He's not even playing people playing poorly.


Breaking news notifications from BBC news over him. They kicked the premier league off the main sports channel to show his game.

The kid's a star

https://twitter.com/OfficialPDC/status/1742297748261552469?t=NojAU_FAdoO0SME3kstn8Q&s=19

 

[Dennyislife]

This was him aged 11. I demand a scientific investigation as to how someone so young can look so fucking old.

x.com

twitter.com

 

[chewtoyrapist]

It seriously annoys me that every bar has those shitty machines. I don't care how likely you are to get shot there, you find a place where they have a regular dartboard it's a fucking keeper.

 

[guest]

This was him aged 11. I demand a scientific investigation as to how someone so young can look so fucking old.

[URL unfurl="true"]https://twitter.com/SkySportsDarts/status/1742318707580272805?t=5SL9tBou5ZB_D9aHTDjxTA&s=19[/URL]

You know the answer. The closest thing he's ever had to fruits and vegetables are Capri Suns and chips smothered in ketchup. He probably had his first fag at 8 and has been binge drinking regularly since 12. Many such cases on our Sceptred Isle.

 

[Dennyislife]

You know the answer. The closest thing he's ever had to fruits and vegetables are Capri Suns and chips smothered in ketchup. He probably had his first fag at 8 and has been binge drinking regularly since 12. Many such cases on our Sceptred Isle.

Not buying it. A kid can look a kid at that age regardless. He's 11 there. I looked younger at 18.

 

[guest]

Not buying it. A kid can look a kid at that age regardless. He's 11 there. I looked younger at 18.

Crap genes too obviously, but don't underestimate the devastating effects malnutrition can have on someone's appearance

 

[Dennyislife]

Crap genes too obviously, but don't underestimate the devastating effects malnutrition can have on someone's appearance
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Sam looked young when he was a kid though. Even intern Sam had a boyish vibe.

 

[guest]

Sam looked young when he was a kid though. Even intern Sam had a boyish vibe.

Didn't smoke and drink like a sailor though or at all. That chav almost certainly does

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

They've seen the same shots perhaps thousands of times. It's automatic to these guys.

People like me I gotta fuckin stop to subtract and figure out how to finish.

I played in a league for a few months and it really doesn't take that long to get the hang of it.