WWAWD bidets

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I want one but i'd never tell anyone I had one. It makes it seem like you want your asshole eaten, which I do.

I'm not even into having my shitter licked. It's just the most effective way to clean your ass after a poop. Never having an itchy asshole is life changing

 

[PickleRickle]

I'm not even into having my shitter licked. It's just the most effective way to clean your ass after a poop. Never having an itchy asshole is life changing

I always try to time my shits for right before my shower, but it would be nice to get rid of the odd off-timed shit. I fuckin hate taking a greasy shit and feeling incomplete after wiping. It feels like theres a step missing. Fawkin wipe till theres blood I guess, fuck it.

 

[Imager]

Just buy one. You'll never look back.

My wife didn't want one when we moved into our house. But it was the first purchase I made after I took a trip to Asia and I knew a move was coming up. We fought over it. I put my foot down.

Within a year she was telling me I was right and she loved it.

Got big tits too.

If you get one from Costco they have a policy where you can literally return anything. So...yeah, just stand in line with a used bidet and get your money back.

 

[guyincognito2.0]

Legit one of the best investments I've ever made. I'll never be without one again. My friends all make fun of me for having it like I'm a fag or something and my dad looked like he was disgusted and thinking about hitting me when he saw it. Like he caught me getting fucked in the ass or something. Genuine anger.

Hey, dumbfucks: my asshole is clean enough to eat off of, you're walking around with shit in your butt and having to sneak off to scratch your itchy asshole. Anyone who thinks it's gay is a fucking retard. It's as good as showering but you don't have to get your whole body wet. It's a shower for your asshole.

Dude. I legit hate having to shit without one. It’s a game changer. My boxers are perfectly clean all the time now except when i have an oopsies. Insane how bidets aren’t everywhere.

Also, how is it that the bidet makers somehow know where to aim the stream to perfectly hit my asshole. I feel like asshole locations vary but they bullseye me every time

 

[Dog Eater]

Also, how is it that the bidet makers somehow know where to aim the stream to perfectly hit my asshole. I feel like asshole locations vary but they bullseye me every time

There’s a camera with a guy in India watching and aiming.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

I’m with everyone here. They’re great, well worth the money. Make sure you get one that warms up the water. I also got mine at Costco, I think it was $300 or so.

 

[bantadant]

I'm fine with just cold water. As mentioned before it's kinda refreshing. Also reduces how much TP you have to buy, so it pays for itself!

 

[Imager]

I'm fine with just cold water. As mentioned before it's kinda refreshing. Also reduces how much TP you have to buy, so it pays for itself!

Remember when COVID hit and you couldn't buy toilet paper anywhere? And everyone was panicking about it?

Not me.

I also know people who have come to my house, used my bidet, and then eventually got more than one for their house.

Sinks are not a sign of wealth. Bidets are. How many bidets do you have, funster?

 

[DMAN]

I still don't understand bidets. Where does the water come from? You have to run a line to your sink?

 

[WifeStoreWill]

I still don't understand bidets. Where does the water come from? You have to run a line to your sink?

It comes from the same water line as the toilet, if you’re talking about the bidet seats that you put on the toilet. They come with a splitter thing that you install to feed the tank and the bidet. And you need electricity too so if you don’t have an outlet down by toilet it’s better to get one installed or else you’ll have a cord run out out of there and up to an outlet like a nigger.

 

[bantadant]

It comes from the same water line as the toilet, if you’re talking about the bidet seats that you put on the toilet. They come with a splitter thing that you install to feed the tank and the bidet. And you need electricity too so if you don’t have an outlet down by toilet it’s better to get one installed or else you’ll have a cord run out out of there and up to an outlet like a nigger.

Only need electricity for the heated ones I'm pretty sure

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Only need electricity for the heated ones I'm pretty sure

If it doesn’t need electricity then it’s junk

 

[Imager]

If it doesn’t need electricity then it’s junk

Absolutely.

Even if you have to run an extension cord it's worth it.