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Couldn't tell ya the last time I had a hand up my ass to be honest with ya.
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More like b'gays
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wwhy does it only have a french name? it must be at least kinda gay
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Anyone who wants a chance at getting their asshole some head should consider investing in one.
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It’s like being in the briar patch for faggots
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Best $25 I ever spent. Well not ever, but it's close. I don't know why anyone wouldn't have one, they are as cheap or as expensive as you want them to be, easy as fuck to install, and never again will you be wiping for more than 5 seconds.
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Does your husband like it too?
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I hate shitting without one. My asshole feels so dirty if i dont bidet it after dumping
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An asshole is just a bidet for Flavia’s mouth funster.
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Do they blow dry or are you walking away with a soaked asshole?
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The fancy ones blow dry and have robot arms that target your asshole with perfectly warmed water. They even have modes for cleaning ladies twats if they’re on the rag. I see the best ones in Asia but I’m afraid to use them because I don’t know what the buttons do.
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One button might broadcast your anus to people in Shibuya Crossing.
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You guys ever get an itchy asshole esp after eating spicy food? Try a stream of hot water on it. One of the most singular pleasures I’ve experienced
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Legit one of the best investments I've ever made. I'll never be without one again. My friends all make fun of me for having it like I'm a fag or something and my dad looked like he was disgusted and thinking about hitting me when he saw it. Like he caught me getting fucked in the ass or something. Genuine anger.
Hey, dumbfucks: my asshole is clean enough to eat off of, you're walking around with shit in your butt and having to sneak off to scratch your itchy asshole. Anyone who thinks it's gay is a fucking retard. It's as good as showering but you don't have to get your whole body wet. It's a shower for your asshole.
Hey, dumbfucks: my asshole is clean enough to eat off of, you're walking around with shit in your butt and having to sneak off to scratch your itchy asshole. Anyone who thinks it's gay is a fucking retard. It's as good as showering but you don't have to get your whole body wet. It's a shower for your asshole.
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I want one but i'd never tell anyone I had one. It makes it seem like you want your asshole eaten, which I do.
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I want to get one just to invite my dad over and have him make fun of me.
Then I can remind him of how he likely has skid marks in his underwear, as I remember my mom yelling at him for when I was a kid.
Though he'll likely see right through my plan and not comment on the bidet.