WWAW your wife making deep bassy farts when she gets up to pee at two in the morning?

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Yeeeeeeeea nigga!
Yeeeeeeeea!!!!

 

[guest]

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

I’m fan of the slow and steady pop, pop, pop fart when they’re sleeping.

Like a old motorboat in a popeye cartoon

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

One time in high school I was fucking this chick and I guess she had the flu or something and she coughed and sharted like a cup of diarrhea in the bed. It smelled so fucking foul.

I don't know how this story is relevant, but I just remembered it and now I'm laughing like a donkey at my desk.

I had a similar experience back in the day. My bro hid in the closet with a camera while I fawked this broad in the ass. Suddenly I noticed shit on my pecka, which made me throw up on her back, which in turn made her puke all over the bed. My bro started shaking from laughter, fell out of the closet, and then started puking too. The room smelled like shit, puke and lube, lol.

I just wish the fawkin camera hadn't hit the floor when my bro fell out of the closet.

 

[guest]

I had a similar experience back in the day. My bro hid in the closet with a camera while I fawked this broad in the ass. Suddenly I noticed shit on my pecka, which made me throw up on her back, which in turn made her puke all over the bed. My bro started shaking from laughter, fell out of the closet, and then started puking too. The room smelled like shit, puke and lube, lol.

I just wish the fawkin camera hadn't hit the floor when my bro fell out of the closet.

(Tears up your book)

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

One time in high school I was fucking this chick and I guess she had the flu or something and she coughed and sharted like a cup of diarrhea in the bed. It smelled so fucking foul.

I don't know how this story is relevant, but I just remembered it and now I'm laughing like a donkey at my desk.

Glad you're back. @aRTie02150 doesn't post enough lower class hispanic stories to keep me entertained in between

 Would you fart on Björk's tongue?

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Nigga he would take her farts on his tongue

 

[guest]

Glad you're back. @aRTie02150 doesn't post enough lower class hispanic stories to keep me entertained in between

That's why you need top shelf European Hispanics like me

Nigga he would take her farts on his tongue

All fucking day and tomorrow. I can't wait til my name change is approved.

 

[Wild]

What are you doing with a wife? What are you, five?

 

[guest]

What are you doing with a wife? What are you, five?

Jim Florentine? What did your wife leave you for 5-0?