WWAW your wife making deep bassy farts when she gets up to pee at two in the morning?

[Uncle Floyd]

Sounds like someone blowing over the top of a jug.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

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[guest]

Nigger cum farts?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Nigger cum farts?

If only.

 

[Feehan's Fart Box]

Sounds like you snagged a keeper. You're a very lucky man.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Sounds like you snagged a keeper. You're a very lucky man.

In all fairness, I can count the amount of times she's farted in my presence in the past 20 years on two hands. And when she does it's either in her sleep or when the foghorn sounds come through the bathroom door. She's a proper woman.

 

[Dog Eater]

In all fairness, I can count the amount of times she's farted in my presence in the past 20 years on two hands. And when she does it's either in her sleep or when the foghorn sounds come through the bathroom door. She's a proper woman.

I’m fan of the slow and steady pop, pop, pop fart when they’re sleeping.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Has she ever released a shart in bed?

Be honest.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

N

Has she ever released a shart in bed?

Be honest.

Not once. I'm being honest when I say that she's never farted in front of me (except when sleeping or in the bathroom at 2AM). As far as poop, I cannot confirm that she has ever shat.

I'm the farter/sharter in the relationship. She just cleans the bedsheets.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I'm the farter/sharter in the relationship. She just cleans the bedsheets.

That's true love right there, you're a lucky fella.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

SNIFFFFFFFFFF

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

N

Not once. I'm being honest when I say that she's never farted in front of me (except when sleeping or in the bathroom at 2AM). As far as poop, I cannot confirm that she has ever shat.

I'm the farter/sharter in the relationship. She just cleans the bedsheets.

Thats a classy gal. I had a girlfriend that was the same way and I always respected that.
My one friends girlfriend recently decided to announce to the room “My shits have been smelling so fucking bad this week” and I was just like jesus christ, is that really necessary

 

[Mitch Weaver]

N

Not once. I'm being honest when I say that she's never farted in front of me (except when sleeping or in the bathroom at 2AM). As far as poop, I cannot confirm that she has ever shat.

I'm the farter/sharter in the relationship. She just cleans the bedsheets.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

All women when they go to the bathroom in the middle of the night or first thing in the morning. Produce a symphony of trumpets out of their cunt and asshole. The acoustics of the toilet and bathroom walls really make it something special.

 

[guest]

Be a man and let her fart on your tongue

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Be a man and let her fart on your tongue

With as much as I've tonguejacked her shit box over the years, she's never let one rip. She's got sphincter muscles like a jew's pursestrings.

 

[guest]

With as much as I've tonguejacked her shit box over the years, she's never let one rip. She's got sphincter muscles like a jew's pursestrings.

One time in high school I was fucking this chick and I guess she had the flu or something and she coughed and sharted like a cup of diarrhea in the bed. It smelled so fucking foul.

I don't know how this story is relevant, but I just remembered it and now I'm laughing like a donkey at my desk.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Be a man and let her fart on your tongue

 Would you fart on Björk's tongue?

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

With as much as I've tonguejacked her shit box over the years, she's never let one rip. She's got sphincter muscles like a jew's pursestrings.

I know someone who was Chuck Berried by his girlfriend and he said it was actually really awful. Apparently, up close it's not just some stinky fun - you are literally suddenly breathing in toxic methane instead of oxygen so you start choking and gagging.

 

[guest]

 Would you fart on Björk's tongue?

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