WWAW your FUCKING body falling apart?

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

You know what will take care of this problem? Onnit + kettle bells. I get my medical advice from Joe Rogan.

 

[guest]

I fell badly in my early 20s and didn't get it checked out. Had back pain on and off but it didn't get really bad until I was about 30 and took a road trip that obviously involved sitting in the car for 3 days in a row. After that I got these shooting pains in the small of my back that were the worst pain I've ever experienced. It was especially bad at night in bed. Moving my position in bed felt like hot knives being stuck in me. I literally cried a few times. Baths, booze, ibuprofen, nothing really helped. It wasn't as bad if I was standing but sitting or lying down was unbearable.

Here's where it gets gay. I mentioned it to a friend of mine and he'd just got together with this hippy chick. She's a yoga instructor and suggested I try it. Fuck it, I thought, what's there to lose.

After a week of half an hour a day I could sleep at night. After a couple of weeks the pain had literally disappeared. I carried on with it out of caution for a couple of months and then stopped. The pain hasn't come back (touch wood) so far and that was almost 10 years ago. Not saying it will help you necessarily but try it maybe. Hope you feel better, Abe.

I love you.

McGowan.

 

[Dennyislife]

My eyes went when I was about 7. My knees gave me all sorts of issues in my teens. I have a weird shaped kidney. My dick was too big for my foreskin so one of my earliest memories is laying in a hospital bed with my dick in a bandage.

Basically I don't ever recall not falling apart somewhere.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

It sucks ass. The disc's in my lower spine are fucked up and I had a hip replacement two years ago. I had surgery to fix carpal tunnel in my right hand a few years back and left hand will need it soon enough. Also had to have a tumor dug out of my neck around the time of the carpal tunnel surgery.

Pretty sure all the anesthesia and propofol in such a short time is giving me Fedderman brain.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

My fucking back hurts like fuck. It makes me ornery and short with my family. The fucked up thing in my spine pinches a nerve and gives me horrible sciatica so my leg and asscheek also hurt like fuck. I fell and took a huge drop down a fucking cliff years ago and landed on my side so my fucking shoulder hurts like fuck too. The entire left side of my body is fucked. I fucking hate everything. This is why I deserve to steal valor.

Landmine! Has suckened my dick! Fuckened my ass!

buy an incline table, drink more water

 

[CuntFucker]

go to the gym and start lifting weights you useless sack of shit

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

go to the gym and start lifting weights you useless sack of shit

I have a home gym you East Indian

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I fell badly in my early 20s and didn't get it checked out. Had back pain on and off but it didn't get really bad until I was about 30 and took a road trip that obviously involved sitting in the car for 3 days in a row. After that I got these shooting pains in the small of my back that were the worst pain I've ever experienced. It was especially bad at night in bed. Moving my position in bed felt like hot knives being stuck in me. I literally cried a few times. Baths, booze, ibuprofen, nothing really helped. It wasn't as bad if I was standing but sitting or lying down was unbearable.

Here's where it gets gay. I mentioned it to a friend of mine and he'd just got together with this hippy chick. She's a yoga instructor and suggested I try it. Fuck it, I thought, what's there to lose.

After a week of half an hour a day I could sleep at night. After a couple of weeks the pain had literally disappeared. I carried on with it out of caution for a couple of months and then stopped. The pain hasn't come back (touch wood) so far and that was almost 10 years ago. Not saying it will help you necessarily but try it maybe. Hope you feel better, Abe.

I love you.

McGowan.

I love you too, sport. My gf has also suggested yoga. I've never given it much thought because she's a stupit bitch. You've never steered me wrong so I'll get her to show me how to do it.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

They didn't because they're stupid fuckheads. We were drunk, all hugging and crying like faggots because our other buddy just got smushed by a big rig and they thought I died too lol. I never went to the hospital or anything and they started laughing at me pretty much as soon as they realized I was alive.

I mean, the best loff is after you realize your friend isn’t dead, and instead a fucking idiot who fell. It’s in our blood for that to be hilarious. Your friends would be faggots if they didn’t laugh at you.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

buy an incline table, drink more water

Someone by me was just giving away an inversion table a while ago and I missed it. It's definitely sitting in some hillbilly's scrap pile.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

Someone by me was just giving away an inversion table a while ago and I missed it. It's definitely sitting in some hillbilly's scrap pile.

they rule, i have a shit back from this huge dick

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

they rule, i have a shit back from this huge dick

Even in death, we carry the burden and feel the pain.

The goddamn sacrifices we've made for this country....

 

[not that Jack Horner]

Even in death, we carry the burden and feel the pain.

The goddamn sacrifices we've made for this country....

no joke, i didnt realize your character was such a big character. i always thought you were just making the movie about yourself like how you said good burger was about you working at a burger place with some inner city youths and you teach them literacy thru cooking

 

[guest]

Atleast there's logic and reason behind your suffering...there was a fall, it messed shit up...hence, pain

WWAWD sudden, unexplainable illness? No cause, no cure, nada...Doctors get fed up with you right as you become more and more desperate for answers, while also slowly being overcome with the realization that your pain and illness will soon become not an object of sympathy, but a burden to your family and friends.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

no joke, i didnt realize your character was such a big character. i always thought you were just making the movie about yourself like how you said good burger was about you working at a burger place with some inner city youths and you teach them literacy thru cooking

Yeah. The whole plot of The Godfather ultimately centers around me.

And that is what Good Burger is about. I won't have that film and it's impact diminished. I made sacrifices there too. Working with those kids was a nightmare. The fat one stole my wallet at gunpoint and then punched me in the face when I complied. The stupid one just stood there laughing. They pulled my pants down in front of Linda Cardellini. They repeatedly made me drive them into ghettos so they could buy PCP. I had to jerk Dan Schneider off with my feet for the role, and I have horrible arthritis. It was all worth it to deliver the most powerful, moving line of dialogue ever uttered on film:

 

[UnPRePared]

I love you too, sport. My gf has also suggested yoga. I've never given it much thought because she's a stupit bitch. You've never steered me wrong so I'll get her to show me how to do it.

Yoga is legit. Gosia has been doing it for a very long time, and she's never sore or in any pain from muscles. The day she is, I'm afraid I might have to shoot her like a horse.

Time to ask them hard questions, Abe: did this injury occur with Don Rickles and Lee Majors on the set of Keaton's Cop? No judgment.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yoga is legit. Gosia has been doing it for a very long time, and she's never sore or in any pain from muscles. The day she is, I'm afraid I might have to shoot her like a horse.

Time to ask them hard questions, Abe: did this injury occur with Don Rickles and Lee Majors on the set of Keaton's Cop? No judgment.

I can't really talk about what happened working on Keaton's Cop. There was a lot of seedy stuff happening and I was told is I ever opened my mouth I'd get my earlobes cut off. The earlobes are how I make the big bucks.

 

[guest]

I should stretch but I don't. Are you supposed to do it every morning or just after you workout or what? Seeing old timers dealing with fucked up backs and it does not look like a good time.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Atleast there's logic and reason behind your suffering...there was a fall, it messed shit up...hence, pain

WWAWD sudden, unexplainable illness? No cause, no cure, nada...Doctors get fed up with you right as you become more and more desperate for answers, while also slowly being overcome with the realization that your pain and illness will soon become not an object of sympathy, but a burden to your family and friends.

Shit pisses me off and is the reason I never go to the doctor or the hospital despite it being free here. They treat you like you're a pussy and whatever you're dealing with that is bad enough to turn to them isn't a big deal and everyone is probably dealing with it.

My dad's cerebellum is all fucked up from getting hit in the head a million times and he just completely loses his balance and eats shit sometimes. He's also diabetic, so when he wounds himself, it's a really shitty healing process. He was trying to get answers for years and our doctor wouldn't get him an MRI or anything to the point it was like they were asking him to personally pay for it or something. My stepmom lost her shit on him and he finally arranged all the tests and shit and we at least have some answers now. So yeah, maybe try yelling at your doctor to actually fucking do something.

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

You brothermen need to be fasting and eating healthy. Your body isn't retarded, it knows how to fix its own problems but the American diet is preventing all that. Doing physical shit is going to do fuck all when your body is badly inflamed from overeating processed oils and refined sugars.