WWAW your FUCKING body falling apart?

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My fucking back hurts like fuck. It makes me ornery and short with my family. The fucked up thing in my spine pinches a nerve and gives me horrible sciatica so my leg and asscheek also hurt like fuck. I fell and took a huge drop down a fucking cliff years ago and landed on my side so my fucking shoulder hurts like fuck too. The entire left side of my body is fucked. I fucking hate everything. This is why I deserve to steal valor.

Landmine! Has suckened my dick! Fuckened my ass!

 

[guest]

I’m so sorry, Abe. I’m praying for you.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I’m so sorry, Abe. I’m praying for you.

I'd appreciate it if you'd also thank me for my service.

 

[guest]

I'd appreciate it if you'd also thank me for my service.

That’s asking a little too much, Abe!

[SIZE=10px](thank you for your service)[/SIZE]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

That’s asking a little too much, Abe!

(thank you for your service)

You're welcome.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

How long dd your buddies call you Cliff?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

How long dd your buddies call you Cliff?

They didn't because they're stupid fuckheads. We were drunk, all hugging and crying like faggots because our other buddy just got smushed by a big rig and they thought I died too lol. I never went to the hospital or anything and they started laughing at me pretty much as soon as they realized I was alive.

 

[Jizz]

good luck brotherman. i got hit by a car a couple years ago and couldn't even walk but i made a full recovery and don't have pain now. so i know what it's like!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

good luck brotherman. i got hit by a car a couple years ago and couldn't even walk but i made a full recovery and don't have pain now. so i know what it's like!

You should have just jumped over the car right as it was about to hit you. That's what I would have done.

 

[JamieConway]

The difference in pain from late 20s to late 30s has been monumental for me. I keep advil, aspirin and tylenol on my nightstand just in case it hurts to much to get up. I can't wait for my 40s. Fuckin hell.

 

[Stent]

The entire left side of my body is fucked.

I have the same thing. Right side is a champ and never complains. Left side acts like a little cunt all the time.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Age is a bitch, my friend.
I think back to when I was a teen, thinking I was invincible, and laugh about how dumb I was for thinking that. Pain is an annoying friend who won’t leave after the party is done, and you gotta throw him out by taking a pain reliever.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Age is a bitch, my friend.
I think back to when I was a teen, thinking I was invincible, and laugh about how dumb I was for thinking that. Pain is an annoying friend who won’t leave after the party is done, and you gotta throw him out by taking a pain reliever.

The faggot thing about this is that the pain relievers don't do anything about the nerve pain. I have to take baths like a lady. Or get drunk. People say weed helps, but I've never in my life had weed help pain at all.

The goddamn sacrifices I've made for this country...

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

The difference in pain from late 20s to late 30s has been monumental for me. I keep advil, aspirin and tylenol on my nightstand just in case it hurts to much to get up. I can't wait for my 40s. Fuckin hell.

Try Excedrine migraine, there is something about the mix plus caffiene, had couple other people tell me same thing that were taking it along with my doctor, been taking since going off oxys that became a problem

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

The faggot thing about this is that the pain relievers don't do anything about the nerve pain. I have to take baths like a lady. Or get drunk. People say weed helps, but I've never in my life had weed help pain at all.

The goddamn sacrifices I've made for this country...

Fell on ice couple years ago, landed on a lump in the ice right between shoulder blades acquired some Gabapentin to get me through it, without it couldn't drive the stick in car

 

[The Fuchitive]

Imagine experiencing crippling pain HAHA what are you gonna do? Lay in bed for a YEAR?!

 

[aRTie02150]

I know I'm sick with something but too afraid to have a doctor the me so.

Fixing those kinds of things cost money and I don't have money so you just ignore it and appreciate the days you're not as shitty and go from there.

 

[Stent]

People seem quick to forget the heroic actions of Abe bayoneting countless Argies at Goose Green. Semper fi.

 

[guest]

Came here to vent about my numerous pains and suffering, but then I saw that op was a fucking vet, so I'll keep that pussy shit to myself and simply say thank YOU for your service.

SEMPER FI, BROTHERMAN! SEMPER FAWKING FI!

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Came here to vent about my numerous pains and suffering, but then I saw that op was a fucking vet, so I'll keep that pussy shit to myself and simply say thank YOU for your service.

SEMPER FI, BROTHERMAN! SEMPER FAWKING FI!

Exactly. My achy-wakey, boo-boos come from my time as a mailman. Knees and feet are always giving me pain. My back and shoulders are an awkward twist or lift away from laying me out for a few days, too. (Should have listened to those old-timers when they hollered at me to 'bend your knees when you're picking up something heavy!")

Feel like a fag for whining when real men who did real shit are dealing with serious pain problems and I only need a heat compress and Advil most days.

Stay active. Stretch. Bend with your knees.