No, and I’m usually not trying to be a dick, either. I don’t really laugh at anything anymore. My favorite comic is a heavy set amateur from Milwaukee.Is there anything worse than the optimistic look on a girl’s face as she shows you an inane TikTok for the thousandth time, expecting any kind of facial change or emotional response at all from you?
...But that's what SHE WAS!!!One time I saw some reddit post on like r/TwoXchromosomes about some woman who found her bf's secret account were he made nigger jokes. She was freaking out and asking what she should do and all the replies were like "LEAVE HIM, GIRL."
Yeah you don't want her saying retard and faggot and nigger when you're visiting grandparents. But every now and then. Fairuza is angry. Not good. You want an upbeat and positive, closet nigger hater.It's a good point. You don't want one who has any problem with words like "retard," "negro" or "faggot" etc. At least behind closed doors. You just don't want one who insists on using them in polite company. Unless you're happy to have Fairuza Balk in American History X as your chick. Maybe I've just always preferred a sensible type of chick though, having been burned with nut jobs a few times early doors.
Frankly, I don't want a woman, wife and mother of my children who finds this shit funny and don't think anyone else should be shooting for that either. The sense of humour you share with her should be the goofier, tamer stuff and private jokes about personal references. Do you really want a woman who finds laughing at a fat maniac lolcow and in-jokes about a dead radio show hilarious raising your children? Or even a semi-serious girlfriend? Your guy friends are for making crude jokes with. Your woman is for the better angels of your nature, as old Abe called it.
I agree. While I couldn't get along with a girl with no sense of humor, I don't want my GF laughing at Joe Cumia fat jokes or a psychological analysis of Nana's latent homosexuality. It's like with sports, if she'll sit through a ballgame and get into it with me that's great, but who wants a woman who yells at the TV and stomps around all angrily because Houston didn't cover? Some things are just not for them.Frankly, I don't want a woman, wife and mother of my children who finds this shit funny and don't think anyone else should be shooting for that either. The sense of humour you share with her should be the goofier, tamer stuff and private jokes about personal references. Do you really want a woman who finds laughing at a fat maniac lolcow and in-jokes about a dead radio show hilarious raising your children? Or even a semi-serious girlfriend? Your guy friends are for making crude jokes with. Your woman is for the better angels of your nature, as old Abe called it.
I can say nigger and retard in front of my girlfriend with impunity. But I'm also a retarded nigger, so...I do want a wife I can say nigger with and I thank God I have that
What an alpha move if this is even half trueI remember a few months before Covid hit, I matched with this really hot girl on Bumble that had just moved here to southern California from Portland. We went on a date to a local Oktoberfest to have beers and whatnot. This girl was one of those ultra liberal tree huggers and moved here because her dream, I kid you not, was to be one of the Disney princesses at Disneyland, despite already being in her early 30’s. She also claimed to be an open mic comic, but was rather boring and humorless, so over the course of the date, I proceeded to get too drunk and make fun of her and her stupid dreams. I think I even said something like, “You’re a comic? I haven’t heard you say one funny thing. I’ve taken funnier dumps than you”. I think I also made a bunch of pedophilia jokes too. Needless to say, she did NOT understand my sense of humor. She eventually stormed off and I then had a better time dancing to polka music with a bunch of gals dressed like the St. Pauli Girl.
100% true, and I felt bad about it the morning after cus I’m not normally a mean drunk. Also, I REALLY wanted to fuck this girl and I blew it.What an alpha move if this is even half true
Was she digging you and you were still mean...or did you get mean when you figured it probably wasn't gonna happen? if the first, you got my props.100% true, and I felt bad about it the morning after cus I’m not normally a mean drunk. Also, I REALLY wanted to fuck this girl and I blew it.
I think she was into me. At a certain point, we were walking around the Oktoberfest grounds and she was hugging my arm like on The Freewheelin album cover.Was she digging you and you were still mean...or did you get mean when you figured it probably wasn't gonna happen? if the first, you got my props.
nice fawkin ref, suze rotolo could probably suck a mean dickshe was hugging my arm like on The Freewheelin album cover.
One of my all time favorite albums. Suze was a cutie too, with that Italian shnozz. RIP.nice fawkin ref, suze rotolo could probably suck a mean dick
What are the odds? I was literally just listening to that album today after a decade+, that’s nuts. I think it’s true what they say about people from Orange County, only steers and queers come from Orange County, and there aren’t any farms except for those strawberry farms in Irvine.I think she was into me. At a certain point, we were walking around the Oktoberfest grounds and she was hugging my arm like on The Freewheelin album cover.
Na, she used to work with em or something.Thats cool. Maybe she has a retard in her family?
Lookit the simp over here, guys. Point and laugh!Except for @RobertMewler and @captain_kamala