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Wwaw wanting to kill yourself on christmas day?

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For our American Friends: k dub refers to "Kitchener-Waterloo" two cities divided by Union road that are almost indistinguishable from each other
 

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Fred Beavis was only mayor from September to November. He must have sucked shit.
"After mayor David Crombie had resigned in August 1978 to enter federal politics, city council became deadlocked with regards to voting in a new interim mayor.[2] Beavis and fellow councillor Anne Johnston each had an equal number of votes. With the consent of both candidates, the decision was made to put both names into a hat, and the name picked out of the hat would officially be pronounced interim mayor. Beavis won and became Toronto's mayor until John Sewell was elected by the public two months later"

Canada is a cartoon. I bet it was a really stupid hat too. Like a Nardwuar hat.
 

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Also there's like 1 bus in all of st Jacobs. Fuck that place. Really good clothing stores if you have money.
 

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St Jacobs is one of those places you need a car. The k dub you can just walk most places.
I got lost on some Mennonite cart path in the middle of fucking nowhere in St. Jake's one time. My phone died and my GPS kept fucking up. I was prepared to just run out of gas and live in my van.
 

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I got lost on some Mennonite cart path in the middle of fucking nowhere in St. Jake's one time. My phone died and my GPS kept fucking up. I was prepared to just run out of gas and live in my van.
The whole Conestoga section of Waterloo region makes no sense. Like. How did people build that without cars or buses?
 

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Also there's like 1 bus in all of st Jacobs. Fuck that place. Really good clothing stores if you have money.
I bought the most hardcore fly swatter jn the world off some Amish dickhead at a market there. I don't know what happened to it. It was like hickory or ironwood or some super hard wood and the swatter part was thick floppy leather. It was all covered in blood and guts because the thing just exploded bugs.
 

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The whole Conestoga section of Waterloo region makes no sense. Like. How did people build that without cars or buses?
They rolled shit on logs. At a funeral one time my great uncle was telling my mom how he watched them move her whole house across town when he was a kid and they used a big horse named Nigger. He was acting apprehensive about saying it and then he said it like ten more times. I was dating a black girl.
 

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Indiana is an amazing place. The best cities are Bloomington, Indianapolis, south bend, crown point, Gary and muncie.
I've never been there a day in my life. But my autism and schizophrenia somehow have me obsessed with it.
In Canada we refer to it as Native Americana because we don't want to be insensitive. But I think I know what you're talking about now.
 
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