WWAW this place fucking you up

[guest]

I made a joke about the fact that my kids look like Hitler's Herrenvolk ideal in a whatsapp group chat with friends. Crickets from two of them and a mild scolding from the 3rd fag.

 

[SensibleKeks]

I can never enjoy pepperoni again.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Tried to take a break from the OG sub back when it was still up and running, my strategy was to only catch up on a monthly basis. It worked for about 2 months, maybe just 1. I missed the comedy and camaraderie too much. Same would apply to this place. I feel like that faggot cowboy - "I wish I knew how to quit you!" et al

 

[guest]

I say brotherman and WWAW unironically constantly in normal convos

I think of random forum bits all the time and laugh inappropriately

I order grapefruit beers whenever available, for the bit

I find myself without explanation talking to people in Pat’s baby talk. I just say it’s a joke as they look at me like I have peanut butter in my mouth.

 

[guest]

You know that song Brandy? By like (The?) Looking Glass? I can’t hear that song without laughing my balls off about the Pat version.

Credit to @Brooke Shields for this masterpiece.

[MEDIA=streamable]2vlpoe[/MEDIA]

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Credit to @Brooke Shields

Brooke may look like a hag but she has the voice of an angel.

Those harmonies get a nigga's ribs everytime.

Was Mark Gormley a big influence on your singing style @Brooke Shields?

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Today, while doing my grocery shopping, I started laughing uncontrollably when I saw a fat man in his forties wearing a Mustang t-shirt.

 

[CuntFucker]

I made a joke about the fact that my kids look like Hitler's Herrenvolk ideal in a whatsapp group chat with friends. Crickets from two of them and a mild scolding from the 3rd fag.

I am so happy this fell flat and you are now ostracised, I bet they talk about you behind your back

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Luckily i spend most time in the Ricci/Lawless threads so my dreams are fantastic.

I feel bad for the folks who spend all their time in the Music forum then dream about Joe cowly straining his sweaty B-cups through a solo in front of four people at Buffalo Wild Wings

 

[Sam Bankman-Fried]

"I've seen things you non-brothermen wouldn't believe.
...patposts on fire off the outskirts of Twitter.
I've watched Nana prancing in the dark near the McMansion gates.
All those moments, will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Time, to die...".

 

[guest]

the other day I forgot about pasta and it overflowed out of the pot, i Unironically said “YOU STUPID LITTLE BABY INFANT”
Luckily I live alone

 

[guest]

the other day I forgot about pasta and it overflowed out of the pot, i Unironically said “YOU STUPID LITTLE BABY INFANT”
Luckily I live alone

I for one find it sad you had no one to share this with. May you one day find a Mrs. jackmehoff... in space!

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

I find myself calling Indians and other browns, street shitters under my breath. I also really hate Jews a lot more and pretty much blame them for everything.

Oh and my camera roll is full of pics of Cumia screen grabs etc. I’d be mortified if anyone got ahold of my phone and saw them. I’d just prob say I’m a huge Freddy Kruger fan or sumpthin’

 

[guest]

Thankfully the alliance destroyed this forum so I'm spending less time here. I got an addictive personality so it's helping.

 

[Guest]

I had a full blown dream about Count Groomia last night - possibly bc I made this post - in which he was an actual vampire.

 

[guest]

I had a full blown dream about Count Groomia last night - possibly bc I made this post - in which he was an actual vampire.

I don’t know why I’m asking this but what was the dream?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I tried taking a break from here I think almost a year ago now. Lasted 2 weeks. Decided to check in on Rick and he tweeted something so wrong and hateful I couldn’t help myself. I try not to come here when I’m working, and save shit for the end of the day. You rascals are fucking hilarious and it’s probably the only time I laugh other than a few chuckles at podcasts at this point. Gotta stick to the positives, fellas.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Thankfully the alliance destroyed this forum so I'm spending less time here. I got an addictive personality so it's helping.

Glad we could help brotherman.

 

[Guest]

I don’t know why I’m asking this but what was the dream?

Only fragments remain.

He was an ancient vampire like Nosferatu but he took the “human” form of Anth. He had this crazy huge mansion, Multiple floors. For some reason there was a working pharmacy in the basement, and a sub-level below that where he tortured his victims.

Anyway I was some kind of vampire acolyte, but I turned on him, and I was trying to rescue some people he had hypnotized. He pulled the classic vampire move of having a feast where everyone was eating bugs and shit in a disgusting room but hypnotized to think it was good food in a luxurious environment.

I was flying around the room somehow awakening everyone from the hypnotism while he reverted to his Nosferatu form and was screeching a trying to kill me

 

[guest]

A lot of fawkin pussies in this thread. I’m just here for the laffs