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I dindu nuthin. Basically got swaTTedCrime doesn't pay sport
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I dindu nuthin. Basically got swaTTedCrime doesn't pay sport
As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine. Tape recorder for special music.I dindu nuthin. Basically got swaTTed
Gawdbless, no bsOK, I wasn't gonna talk about this... but I got jumped by armed police yestderay (UK too). Got a knock on the door & was a woman in post office delivery uniform, she was standing back & said 'package for you', as I stepped-out I was grabbed & thrown on the floor with weapons drawn.
I can't say too much but they searched & arrested me for some empty capsules, caffeine & coconut flour. Not sure they didn't plant something else but time will tell.
Took 2 of my phones tho', the fucks!
I'm glad they grabbed me outside the door, otherwise... I dunno. Cant say much right now.
When one of 'em was shouting 'POLICE! POLICE!' I did wonder if it was Pat related
I had this exact same thought.It's not an election year
It's winter. They're all inside.I remember when every week a story like this would come out and the country had to brace for carnage. I think we got it out of our system now
I hate their pre-programmed axioms they have to excuse escalating things "he was reaching", "stop resisting"a bull dyke superpig began screaming "HE HAS A KNIFE" over a Swiss Army knife on my key ring
Hope it all works out man! Give us an update when you can.OK, I wasn't gonna talk about this... but I got jumped by armed police yestderay (UK too). Got a knock on the door & was a woman in post office delivery uniform, she was standing back & said 'package for you', as I stepped-out I was grabbed & thrown on the floor with weapons drawn.
I can't say too much but they searched & arrested me for some empty capsules, caffeine & coconut flour. Not sure they didn't plant something else but time will tell.
Took 2 of my phones tho', the fucks!
I'm glad they grabbed me outside the door, otherwise... I dunno. Cant say much right now.
When one of 'em was shouting 'POLICE! POLICE!' I did wonder if it was Pat related
He was a niggerWhy was he sleeping on the couch? Any investigation won't be complete until it answers that.
When you say weapons was it stick and stone? Your bringing the heat of the bobbies to the forum mateOK, I wasn't gonna talk about this... but I got jumped by armed police yestderay (UK too). Got a knock on the door & was a woman in post office delivery uniform, she was standing back & said 'package for you', as I stepped-out I was grabbed & thrown on the floor with weapons drawn.
I can't say too much but they searched & arrested me for some empty capsules, caffeine & coconut flour. Not sure they didn't plant something else but time will tell.
Took 2 of my phones tho', the fucks!
I'm glad they grabbed me outside the door, otherwise... I dunno. Cant say much right now.
When one of 'em was shouting 'POLICE! POLICE!' I did wonder if it was Pat related
Great grandpa Tomlinson was a cop? Of course, he was the fattest and least decorated pig on the squad, but at least he had a job.Small town cops are awesome. Big city cops like NYPD/LAPD are all power-tripping psychopaths who want a free pass to murder as soon as they see any possible justification for it. They tend to be lonely and mentally broken / incels. They openly violate your rights on a daily basis and do so proudly. You can be arrested and imprisoned for hate crimes / fined $250,000 in NYC for screaming “nigger” at a nigger. You can be arrested and charged with multiple violent felonies if you’re traveling through the city to get from LI to NJ/PA/CT and happen to have an unloaded shotgun/rifle in the trunk with ammo near it. You’re supposed to keep the gun in the trunk and somehow fit more than 10 rounds of ammo in your glove box. Minimum 20 years in prison for failing to comply with this. How does this make anyone safer you ask? Your guess is as good as mine.
They’re pigs who openly support corruption and violation of your rights. I hate the BLM monkeys too but watching NYPD getting viciously beaten to the ground by them two summers ago filled me with so much joy.
The days of these folks are long over:
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Biden is pres so it's all okay nowI remember when every week a story like this would come out and the country had to brace for carnage. I think we got it out of our system now
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