WWAW the Oxford comma?

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I can’t go on hiding who I am anymore and I’m officially coming out and declaring that I am a proud user of the Oxford comma.

The other way, which I don’t think even has a name, makes any list of 3+ items look sloppy, less consistent and confusing.

See below for examples:
The Chad Oxford comma - Opie, Scorch, and Master Po

The virgin non-Oxford comma - Anthony, Jim and Sam

This is a safe space so please keep your mean comments to yourself.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

It makes sense, but if you want a language that makes sense go learn Esperanto like a douche.

 

[PorqueDealer]

I can’t go on hiding who I am anymore and I’m officially coming out and declaring that I am a proud user of the Oxford comma.

The other way, which I don’t think even has a name, makes any list of 3+ items look sloppy, less consistent and confusing.

See below for examples:
The Chad Oxford comma - Opie, Scorch, and Master Po

The virgin non-Oxford comma - Anthony, Jim and Sam

This is a safe space so please keep your mean comments to yourself.

I'm not a 6 figure author so correct me if I'm wrong but you may still be in the closet a little.

"makes any list of 3+ items look sloppy, less consistent and confusing."

 

[Coonskin]

Anybody that didn’t use the Oxford comma is a stupid nigger

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I'm not a 6 figure author so correct me if I'm wrong but you may still be in the closet a little.

"makes any list of 3+ items look sloppy, less consistent and confusing."

Nice falling for the BIT

 

[PorqueDealer]

Nice falling for the BIT

That's your bit?
We don't mock grammar and punctuation around here.
You should apologise.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

That's your bit?
We don't mock grammar and punctuation around here.
You should apologise.

Yo @PorqueDealer you piece of shit stop playing tough guy. I have no issue with you and you know it. Take this garbage somewhere else. Go use someone else as your punching bag. Every time you saw me you showed me nothing but respect AND have invited me on your show numerous times. Fuck off!

 

[PorqueDealer]

Yo @PorqueDealer you piece of shit stop playing tough guy. I have no issue with you and you know it. Take this garbage somewhere else. Go use someone else as your punching bag. Every time you saw me you showed me nothing but respect AND have invited me on your show numerous times. Fuck off!

Every forum user I have traded diaper fetish porn with, has said you were a think sinned cunt

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

@JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS Yo you don't get it man he is making fun of the guy's comma use not yours bro chillax doggy.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

We kicked those limey bastards and their extraneous "u" (colourless flavourless humourless faggouts) out on their asses 250 years ago. Ain't no way I'm using their commas, neither.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Joseph Cumia is a racist, misogynistic pedophile, and he’s a faggot.

Is that the proper use?

 

[Harry's Manly Calvester]

people that don't use it are retarded

WWAWD not capitalizing the first letter of the first word?

 

[johnnynoname]

oxford comma is very lazy, and convenient

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

This thread brought to you by the fine folks of the Re-locate The Letter Q Foundation.

 

[Dennyislife]

I once nearly ended up in a coma in Oxford. I decided to run head first into a pole on the train platform.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Joseph Cumia is a racist, misogynistic pedophile, and he’s a faggot.

Is that the proper use?

I’m no goddamn English teacher but it’d get an A+ from me

 

[Dog Eater]

I hate it and you should feel ashamed for using it.

 

[alkiefuck2]

WWAWT semi-colons? When to use them as opposed to the normal colon?
I use a normal colon when listing shit, I'll throw in the semi every now and again, lil bit.

 

[Stent]

Please take a moment to recognize that the Oxford comma was invented by black people. They were the true indigenous race of Oxford and invented the university.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Nice boring thing redditors repeat, stupid.