WWAW the Hawk Tuah rug pull

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

Im sure it has the IRS attention.

I hope it doesn’t. The 6 people who probably account for almost all of the trading volume of HackALoogieOnThePeePeeCoin deserve to lose it all.

 

[PickleRickle]

After Logan Paul was basically outed for robin people with his shitcoin, why would ANYONE get involved with crypto vultures like these? From the get-go this was a scam, not just some innocent lark. Hawk Tuah's goose is cooked. I just hope we get to see her boobies before she goes the way of the dodo.

She's a 5/10 at best. I usually like broads with toothy smiles, but her thick-ass horse teeth turn me the fuck off. Kike face, for real. She's some yids daughter for sure.

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

She's a 5/10 at best. I usually like broads with toothy smiles, but her thick-ass horse teeth turn me the fuck off. Kike face, for real. She's some yids daughter for sure.

If you grew up in a small town like me, you would have had your sexual awakening jerking off to a girl who looked just like her in junior high

 

[PickleRickle]

If you grew up in a small town like me, you would have had your sexual awakening jerking off to a girl who looked just like her in junior high
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Her name was Mary, she were a tall girl that later went into modeling. I used to jerk off and think about licking her vagina, I was in grade 5. Dats a little young to be thinkin' about lickin' beev imo

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

Her name was Mary, she were a tall girl that later went into modeling. I used to jerk off and think about licking her vagina, I was in grade 5. Dats a little young to be thinkin' about lickin' beev imo

Mine was Kelsey. We were in 5th grade and I told my friend a story about us breastfeeding from her developed Irish titties while we rubbed our boners on the warm radiator pipes during indoor recess one cold day

 

[RobertMewler]

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I believe it. Simple deduction; only actual retards would be fans of her so naturally it'd take a retard to buy into her scam. Ipso facto, ergo retardo. Or whatever.

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

Hawk Tuah tits. Give them to me.

She's a squirrely looking bitch. Car crash away

 

[Uncle Floyd]

If you grew up in a small town like me, you would have had your sexual awakening jerking off to a girl who looked just like her in junior high
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The hottest girl in our high school ended up in one of those supplemental Playboy magazines that came with a paid subscription - like Girls of the Big 10 but far less collegiate. She was also a model in Hoo-Hoo's Private Parts. I think you can see her at the start of Chapters 5 and 11.

 

[The Sue Deal]

Tokens?

His are cock tuah tokens

 

[David A. Calton]

I would let her “spit” on my “thang”

She has professed to having a "wide-set" vagina.
I have yet to discern what she means by that, but I'll keep you updated.

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

The hottest girl in our high school ended up in one of those supplemental Playboy magazines that came with a paid subscription - like Girls of the Big 10 but far less collegiate. She was also a model in Hoo-Hoo's Private Parts. I think you can see her at the start of Chapters 5 and 11.

Is she still the hottest when you look back? In hindsight there was a mexican girl in our class who routinely let her thongs hang out and was openly horny, but nobody fucked her bc we were too busy simping these two idiot white cheerleaders.

I’m sorry Antonia, I wish I had just fucked you that day you sat on my lap instead of trying to use you to impress that SSSCUUUMBAG prude Emily

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

She has professed to having a "wide-set" vagina.
I have yet to discern what she means by that, but I'll keep you updated.

I revoke my earlier statement.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Is she still the hottest when you look back? In himdsight there was a mexican girl who routinely let her thong hang out and was openly horny, but nobody fucked her bc we were too busy simping these two idiot white cheerleaders.

I’m sorry Antonia, I wish I had just fucked you that day you sat on my lap instead of trying to use you to impress that SSSCUUUMBAG prude Emily

Still remember a broad named Liza who flashed us all on the school bus around 2005. Pepperoni areola but perky tits. PFG

 

[BUBBLER]

Has anyone ever gone to prison for one of these meme token rug pulls?

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

Still remember a broad named Liza who flashed us all on the school bus around 2005. Pepperoni areola but perky tits. PFG

Fawwwwk yeah brothaman.


The shortest girl in our class pulled her pants down and showed us her thong one day so two other girls got jealous of the attention and showed us their panties too. I coasted on that for the rest of the year

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I kinda pull for that girl. Her mom was a literal crackhead that abandoned her. She had a shit life working in a factory that produced mattress springs, like something out of a Charlie Chaplin film.
Then she runs into one of those predatory ssscumbags that interviews blackout drunk girls on the street and posts videos of them online without consent.
When the clip of her first started blowing up she got scared and asked the guys to take it down but they refused and were apparently complete dickheads about it.
The only people she could possibly be profiting from are complete retards so I have nothing against her exploiting this weird system where people who get 15 minutes of fame online can suddenly ride this weird wave.

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

Has anyone ever gone to prison for one of these meme token rug pulls?

No. The incoming Trump admin has crypto grifters top to bottom and the outgoing Biden admin wasn’t going to keep retards from buying CumRocketCoin.

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

I kinda pull for that girl. Her mom was a literal crackhead that abandoned her. She had a shit life working in a factory that produced mattress springs, like something out of a Charlie Chaplin film.
Then she runs into one of those predatory ssscumbags that interviews blackout drunk girls on the street and posts videos of them online without consent.
When the clip of her first started blowing up she got scared and asked the guys to take it down but they refused and were apparently complete dickheads about it.
The only people she could possibly be profiting from are complete retards so I have nothing against her exploiting this weird system where people who get 15 minutes of fame online can suddenly ride this weird wave.

Yes. She isn’t the problem. The internet is.

Plus I really wanna see her nipples and butthole.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Has anyone ever gone to prison for one of these meme token rug pulls?

I don’t know how regulated this shit is but I’m assuming they’d have their bases covered if they knew the bottom would fall out. I can’t imagine how braindead the people listening to her podcast are. I’m assuming her time in the sun is almost over and it was a last ditch cash grab.

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

I don’t know how regulated this shit is but I’m assuming they’d have their bases covered if they knew the bottom would fall out. I can’t imagine how braindead the people listening to her podcast are. I’m assuming her time in the sun is almost over and it was a last ditch cash grab.

You’re correct, but what does she do after this? Get a job running the paperwork for a car dealership bc some divorced guy wants to fuck her?

The future is grim but I wish I could see the Where Are They Now!? of these dopey viral celebs in 2044