Magical black, I'm guessing a former slave gladiator who fought his way to freedom and an endless font of wisdom
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I assume that any man in the entertainment industry is at least half-gay, who will suck and fuck for a role like their female counterpart.
I bet Ray @UnPRePared, Gah bless him, has swallowed a few loads in his time.
That's your boyfriend's jizzStill is, if you ask me. I still get a lump in my throat when he’s touching the fawkin wheat fields at the end
Had to look him up, defo a bummer. I know all actors are but some more than others
Russell Crowe is nearly Mel tier to me, except he got fat and tried to be a rockstar (not in that order, I think). The guy used to physically abuse people with phones, so he's PFG to me.
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I saw an interview with him and immediately thought "That's a gay man." Not the flaming effeminate type, but the sad "my agent told me to keep it in the bag" type.
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Russell rules. Great down-to-earth guy by all accounts
Well, I'm not certain what all the ingredients in that meal replacement shake of mine are.
So yeah, possibly.
This movie right now needs to hit $750million at the box office to make its money back based on its current budget. Meaning it needs to be the 5th highest grossing R rated movie of all time to break even. If they go for more re-shoots or have a higher marketing budget it means even more money has to be made back.
I just read in the trades that Joker 2 costs over $200 mil.
OVER.
What in the fuck? I know the original didn't cost that much, it was $60 mil. Adding Lady Gaga and musical numbers triples that?
The music industry is a load of bollocks, but Hollywood is the biggest accounting scheme going on Earth, and that hasn't changed since the days of Mary Pickford and Rudolph Valentino.
Actual image from Gladiator II.
Is it a Kenyan prince slave owner or something? That's obviously not a Roman emperor.. Hopefully they're planning to ruin it to the point of comedy, though.Actual image from Gladiator II.
- Denzel is based
- it's not a black lesbians with a half shaved head
WE GOOD
- it's not a black lesbians with a half shaved head
WE GOOD
"Oscar-winner Denzel Washington has been cast as Macrinus, a former slave who has become a wealthy arm and commodity dealer but holds a grudge against the Emperors. He has been said to have a stable of gladiators."
Can't really remember an outright dogshit Denzel movie, just pretend he's Sicilian.
Can't really remember an outright dogshit Denzel movie, just pretend he's Sicilian.
For Queen and Country, Virtuosity, John Q, Fallen, The Siege.
Love the guy, but he's had a few turkeys like anyone.
Why would anyone even humor "Gladiator 2" staring no one who made the first one awesome? I hope they do a sequel to a Beautiful Mind next - where Russell Crowe helps Ridley Scott figure out what the hell he was thinking.
Virtuosity, Fallen and John Q watches pretty good.
The Siege is an underrated 90s gem. Comes out like 3-4 years before 9/11, Bruce Willis as an insane general thinking he's doing the right thing, going up against vintage Denzel playing the "you can't do this to civilians!" hero.
I know someone who worked on the original one. He would hang out with Ollie Reed.
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