WWAW taking shits at work

[Consensual Rapist]

If I gotta shit, I shit. Why would I hold it in like I was some faggot kid in school? Even if I wanted to, the coffee would say otherwise, anyway.

 

[Sputnik]

I usually just take my work shits in a blue house. Once while working in cape cod I was told to take a shovel and a metal detector and shit in the woods. The detector was so I didn’t dig on a live piece of ordnance to take a dump. Anyways I did find a 155mm projectile and proceeded to spray my alcoholic shit all over it. Couple weeks later another team found it and had to dig it up. Good times.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

recognize me by my shoes.

Conversely

 

[guest]

I like a nice work shit, gives me some time to relax and browse the forums. Also I can bring along a wet wipe, which I won’t use at home because they fuck up the plumbing. Although I don’t really need them there anymore since buying a bidet seat.

I do normally like to go to another floor or area of the building though. Don’t really care to run into people I know.

 

[aRTie02150]

If I gotta shit, I shit. Why would I hold it in like I was some faggot kid in school? Even if I wanted to, the coffee would say otherwise, anyway.

I'm the same. I can shit anywhere I have zero shame because we all poop.

 

[guest]

I'm the same. I can shit anywhere I have zero shame because we all poop.

That’s the right attitude. WWAWD courtesy flush?

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

I'm the same. I can shit anywhere I have zero shame because we all poop.

I don't mind shitting at work. I do cover the toilet seat with toilet paper though. Am I an autist for doing so?

 

[aRTie02150]

I don't mind shitting at work. I do cover the toilet seat with toilet paper though. Am I an autist for doing so?

It depends. If it looks clean then I think it's safe. I rarely put TP down on the seat.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

In my humble opinion, taking shits at work are the best kind of shits.

Let's share our work shits. I'll start:

I disagree, I find work shits to be necessary bowel movements. The only truly relaxing shits I can take are in my own house or a relative's house

 

[SensibleKeks]