WWAW taking shits at work

[CorradoSoprano4]

In my humble opinion, taking shits at work are the best kind of shits.

Let's share our work shits. I'll start:

 

[guest]

What is better than taking a big nice shit on company time? You’re making money while taking a shit, pfg!

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

 

[guest]

What is better than taking a big nice shit on company time? You’re making money while taking a shit, pfg!

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[Stent]

Shitting on company time is the only way to live.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I like dropping hammers in the women's bathroom, and don't flush, just a little treat for those lovely ladies.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

I made my boss gag once after he went to use the bathroom after I left diuretic shit maybe five minutes before.

 

[1073waaf]

I wear a diaper.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

As a lifeguard we used to have to take “aquadumps” where we’d take a paddle board way out past the waves and poop.

One time I was doing that and a pack of dolphins came by so I had to hightail out of there before one of those sea niggers lost control and raped my hineyhole

 

[aRTie02150]

It's the only way I can get a consistent break at work. It's where I hit my vape pen. It's extremely unhygienic but I don't care

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

As I've stated earlier, I can't relax while shitting at work, because a woman might walk by outside the bathroom. I don't want my asshole to go "TOOT....FRRRRRRAH....FRRRRRRAH" by accident and me then having to meet her at work every day. I'd rather look for a new job.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Dassabesso. Jus' chillin' and shittin'

 

[Mitch Weaver]

It's the only way I can get a consistent break at work. It's where I hit my vape pen. It's extremely unhygienic but I don't care

I hope the minutemen get ya!

 

[guest]

I hate shared work bathrooms...love the private ones. I get irritated with others public dump etiquette

If im sitting at a Staal and there's 4 open ones. Whyyyy do you have to take the one next to meee??

 

[JewishNigger]

I get hanging out in the bathroom to pass time, but actually sitting there and taking a shit? That's a bowel movement I won't pass.

I take my shits at home.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

In my humble opinion, taking shits at work are the best kind of shits.

Let's share our work shits. I'll start:

Looks like Pat from Moonachies place.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

If im sitting at a Staal and there's 4 open ones. Whyyyy do you have to take the one next to meee??

Because it's funny. I always pick a stall next to an occupied one. I also really exaggerate my grunts and strains, maybe even pull up some animal noises on my phone to enhance the Theatre of the Mind.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I never poop at work unless it’s a code red emergency. I’m afraid someone is going to be able to recognize me by my shoes.

Conversely, I always try to figure out who’s shitting so I can laugh to myself later knowing that they took a smash earlier.

 

[fenrir]

I never poop at work unless it’s a code red emergency. I’m afraid someone is going to be able to recognize me by my shoes.

Conversely, I always try to figure out who’s shitting so I can laugh to myself later knowing that they took a smash earlier.

Is...Is that Opie?

linger longer

 

[peckafacce]

CEO makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I shit on company time