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It's gotta be fawkin maddening to be a Russian advisor on the ground and see a bunch of goatfuckers in tacticool gear succeed at an actual two-week SMO.
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I'd say Twisted Metal, but putting the Rainbow Road theme over that footage would be a good bit.
explain to the folks at home what the fuck I'm looking at cause this seems like a zoom-in on NW Florida hurricane damageView attachment 235523
It's gotta be fawkin maddening to be a Russian advisor on the ground and see a bunch of goatfuckers in tacticool gear succeed at an actual two-week SMO.
Rebels (green) embarked on a massive southward offensive, capturing Aleppo, Hama and now trying to encircle Homs (three of the biggest cities in the country). The capture of Homs would split the Syrian state into two: a coastal strip, which is the heartland of Assad's people and the location of most of the Russian bases in the country, and everything else, including the capital Damascus.explain to the folks at home what the fuck I'm looking at cause this seems like a zoom-in on NW Florida hurricane damage
Assad will be fine, Russia will not allow this to disrupt their access to their naval base in Tartus.Rebels (green) embarked on a massive southward offensive, capturing Aleppo, Hama and now trying to encircle Homs (three of the biggest cities in the country). The capture of Homs would split the Syrian state into two: a coastal strip, which is the heartland of Assad's people and the location of most of the Russian bases in the country, and everything else, including the capital Damascus.
tl;dr if the rebels capture Homs Assad is pretty fucked.
We go in detail:Rebels (green) embarked on a massive southward offensive, capturing Aleppo, Hama and now trying to encircle Homs (three of the biggest cities in the country). The capture of Homs would split the Syrian state into two: a coastal strip, which is the heartland of Assad's people and the location of most of the Russian bases in the country, and everything else, including the capital Damascus.
tl;dr if the rebels capture Homs Assad is pretty fucked.
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Ok dollar tree @Nigger JohnIts the Saiynz of geopolitics
Russia's embroiled in Ukraine. Russian air power can only do so much, besides, it's about having boots on the ground willing to defend it. In the past, Hezbollah and Iran would've supplemented the Syrian army but they've taken a pounding recently from the Jews. Assad is in a bad spot now that the benefactors that could've bailed him out have been engaged in their own conflicts, limiting the amount of support they're able to give. Support that might not make it in time to be useful even if a definitive peace was reached with Ukraine or Israel tomorrow, given the sheer speed of the advance.Assad will be fine, Russia will not allow this to disrupt their access to their naval base in Tartus.
WWAWD interstate 76?I'd say Twisted Metal, but putting the Rainbow Road theme over that footage would be a good bit.
You know the brits and the USA support Islam in the middle East precisely because they know it will destabilize everything, right? The people at the top don't give a shit what Arabs believe so long as it keeps them all stupid and fighting each other. Mission accomplishedUSA will help build a Neo-Caliphate (and use dumb elections and other "democratic facades" to do it) in spite of its wishes, and these rebels will be its building blocks, and Im here chilling in the West watching it like it's a fawkin movie, cuz I know how it will end (Neo-caliphs will do what the Ottomans did and fuck West's ability to loot the East).
What a time to be alive.
I really demote myself so much, just because I once used to lol a bit here (while entertaining myself with my own lil ops/fun)...sigh"Duhhhhh the first world is all controlled by shadowy figures but a bunch of third-world goat herders are completely immune from their influence."
THIS IS WHAT BOQS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
It's called hyperbole. The point is that if the forces that run the world can so subvert the west what exactly stops them from rawdogging the east? They definitely push certain sects of Islam over others to destabilize things and you're retarded or coping to deny it. What happened to Iran?I really demote myself so much, just because I once used to lol a bit here (while entertaining myself with my own lil ops/fun)...sigh
These are faaaaar from goatherders. These may be the best trained, most sought after soldiers to exist rn. What has believing tropes got you thus far? In this case, Im telling you, you couldn't be more wrong except to call fire, water. These HTS soldiers have military colleges etc peppered all over the Syrian-Turkish border, and their graduating cadets are literally BETTER soldiers than anything Israel, Canada, USA etc can put together, mostly because they are well trained (new level-up) and not afraid to die (always been the case).
You are truly a relic, the world is truly passing you by (in real real time). You belong in 1991-2016ish, but to be not so mean, will say: 1991-2024ish
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