WWAW strangers hitting on your mom when you were a kid

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

My Mom has always looked about 20 years younger than her age. Never got fat at all, always stayed fit, always takes care of herself. This shit happens to this day.

It doesn’t mean your mudda was a hooah, it means your Dad pulled some trim

71.

Your mom sounds like Alliance material, nice.

 

[gassers]

 

[Dennyislife]

My mother has a single identical twin who was single. Someone my aunt was seeing once mistook her and was just over familiar Infront of me while we were shopping my mum got a rape alarm and set it off as this fella was not known to her. Good honest clean sitcom style fun.

They don't look exactly identical like they did when younger ( I can't tell who is who up til their late 20s in old photos) but weirdly the fella my aunt ended up with looks like he could be my dad's brother. Weird huh

 

[ChildSpitTake]

....she seems like a NICE LADY.

NICE ASS!

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Fawkin love this one. Jimmy blatantly steals Bill's line about Louie Armstrong's skin color, immediately after Bill says it. I think you can actually hear Bill's eyes pop and mouth open in shock. To be fair, you can also hear that Bill had no faith in it and tried to let it fade away before Norton snags it, and Jim gets a fat goose egg too so maybe Bill wasn't wrong here. Also amusing to hear Bill make a shit skin joke, vurrry problematic. Say Bill again, stupid.

 

[DMAN]

This thread taught me that only Hot Moms make their sons fight their battles. In fact those little hot MILFs probably get wet at the idea that a man they created can kill other men.

 

[Harry Powell]

This thread taught me that only Hot Moms make their sons fight their battles. In fact those little hot MILFs probably get wet at the idea that a man they created can kill other men.

One time during my parents’ temporary separation, my mom was fucking some millionaire in Boca Raton. I was 11 and probably weighed 70lbs.

She has the genius idea to bring us kids down there and stay with this random dude for a month (He did have a sick sailboat which he took us to the Caribbean on).

One night I’m fawkin dead asleep and she wakes me up at 1am to tell me the guy whose house we are staying in was rude to her at the bar and she is going to confront him, so she wants me to stay awake and ready to fight “if she needs help”.

 

[DMAN]

One time during my parents’ temporary separation, my mom was fucking some millionaire in Boca Raton. I was 11 and probably weighed 70lbs.

She has the genius idea to bring us kids down there and stay with this random dude for a month (He did have a sick sailboat which he took us to the Caribbean on).

One night I’m fawkin dead asleep and she wakes me up at 1am to tell me the guy whose house we are staying in was rude to her at the bar and she is going to confront him, so she wants me to stay awake and ready to fight “if she needs help”.

Women are evil, retarded creatures. But you never truly know if their horseshit is deliberate or not.