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WWAW strangers hitting on your mom when you were a kid

Dougie's Hapa Daughter

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Anybody else have this, or was my mom just a you-know-what?

I 'memba going out in public with my mom as a kid, and random dudes trying (and failing) to chat up my married mother. While I was standing right there. As an adult now, I can't picture trying to hit on a woman(even if she was hot) who was out doing something with her son, wearing a wedding ring. Fucking weirdos.



 
Harry Powell

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My Mom has always looked about 20 years younger than her age. Never got fat at all, always stayed fit, always takes care of herself. This shit happens to this day.

It doesn’t mean your mudda was a hooah, it means your Dad pulled some trim
 
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Harry Powell said:
My Mom has always looked about 20 years younger than her age. Never got fat at all, always stayed fit, always takes care of herself. This shit happens to this day.

It doesn’t mean your mudda was a hooah, it means your Dad pulled some trim
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Yeah, I'm just saying it's a weird play by those dudes looking at it with adult eyes. "Hey hot married woman trying to take her kid to a swim meet on the subway, I can see your wedding band and you talking to your son, but let me cut in to make a lazy pass at you". Like, what a shit approach. Just make things awkward for no reason.

Tho my parents have a story from their honeymoon where they were taking a train, and my father went to go grab them drinks from the bar, and by the time he got back some random dude was hitting on her. He was like "IDGAF it's your honeymoon, imma try to smash anyway"
 
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My mom's a good looking lady but she's intimidating as fuck. She'd probably kick someone in the balls for that. My dad is scary looking, but puts out good vibes, my mom and I are conventionally attractive but put out uninviting, crazy vibes. If it ever happened in front of me at any age she'd order me to fight them lol. She drove me to school one time in grade 8 and there was a construction zone. The sign guy fucked up and spun his sign around like a stand up bass while we were still supposed to be stopped. She started going and the fag kept gesturing at her with the sign while she was yelling at him through the windshield. He came up and slapped his hands down on the hood and she was immediately like "WHAT THE FUCK? ABE, BEAT THIS FUCKING FAGGOT'S ASS." I got out and he ran over to his crew to tattle on us, like they'd do anything other than laugh at him. My mom just drove through and while I was still chirping the shit out of this guy and trying to get him to fight me and she started yelling that this fucking goofy little bitch was spinning the sign like a retard so nobody knew what to do and then put his dirty little dickwhackers on her car. The guy probably got in shit plus bullied for running away from a kid. The sign guy wasn't very old either, probably like 17, but whatever. If some 12 year old tried to fight me at 17 I'd show them why they shouldn't do that.
 
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
My mom's a good looking lady but she's intimidating as fuck. She'd probably kick someone in the balls for that. My dad is scary looking, but puts out good vibes, my mom and I are conventionally attractive but put out uninviting, crazy vibes. If it ever happened in front of me at any age she'd order me to fight them lol. She drove me to school one time in grade 8 and there was a construction zone. The sign guy fucked up and spun his sign around like a stand up bass while we were still supposed to be stopped. She started going and the fag kept gesturing at her with the sign while she was yelling at him through the windshield. He came up and slapped his hands down on the hood and she was immediately like "WHAT THE FUCK? ABE, BEAT THIS FUCKING FAGGOT'S ASS." I got out and he ran over to his crew to tattle on us, like they'd do anything other than laugh at him. My mom just drove through and while I was still chirping the shit out of this guy and trying to get him to fight me and she started yelling that this fucking goofy little bitch was spinning the sign like a retard so nobody knew what to do and then put his dirty little dickwhackers on her car. The guy probably got in shit plus bullied for running away from a kid. The sign guy wasn't very old either, probably like 17, but whatever. If some 12 year old tried to fight me at 17 I'd show them why they shouldn't do that.
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My mom used to throw me into all kinds of bullshit adult situations like this when I had no idea what to do and was extremely scrawny and had the body of a 1st grader.
 
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