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WWAW spicy food?

Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
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If i don't shit in the morning there's a very good chance I'll have searing pain I have to hold back diarrhea for about an hour, as long as there's nowhere i can shit
I have many times contemplated finding a destitute spot to shit outdoors while driving. Was recently in a park's bathrooms(not running) utility closet and was going to shit in a hat i found in there to throw it in a trashcan. It passed and i was fine for like 10 hours.

My poison of choice is homemade tacos or just alcoholism
 

ShutYourCakeHorn

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Jesus Christ what is wrong with your guys's anuses?

Bunch of people describing miscarrying in a toilet. I ate questionable street food in Thailand and never experienced anything like that.
What where you in Thailand for?

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Mike Glyer

Rick is Persona Non Grata on File 770
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If i don't shit in the morning there's a very good chance I'll have searing pain I have to hold back diarrhea for about an hour, as long as there's nowhere i can shit
I have many times contemplated finding a destitute spot to shit outdoors while driving. Was recently in a park's bathrooms(not running) utility closet and was going to shit in a hat i found in there to throw it in a trashcan. It passed and i was fine for like 10 hours.

My poison of choice is homemade tacos or just alcoholism
I had emergency shits twice in the last month, same week. Had to pull over and run into the bushes to projectile shit in the snow. A week later a stomach bug hit my region and was hospitalizing people. I think I was just patient zero.
 

ShutYourCakeHorn

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The first time was for my honeymoon and then I went a few times after that. Thailand and Mexico are the only countries that are convicted felon can travel to with no sweat, and since I don't feel like having my face peeled off by the cartel I went to Thailand. Plus other than the airfare it's insanely cheap to go there.
Any ladyboy encounters?

 
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Any ladyboy encounters?

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Uh yea. Of course brotherman. When you go to Nana plaza (I swear to God that's the name of the place the hookers are at in Bangkok) and you accidentally pick up a kathoey you have to pay them either way. Some of them are so hot you can't even tell the difference.

If I paid for services I'm getting services. You know what the cool part about having a hooker with a penis is right? You don't have to sweat paying extra for anal.
 

ShutYourCakeHorn

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Uh yea. Of course brotherman. When you go to Nana plaza (I swear to God that's the name of the place the hookers are at in Bangkok) and you accidentally pick up a kathoey you have to pay them either way. Some of them are so hot you can't even tell the difference.

If I paid for services I'm getting services. You know what the cool part about having a hooker with a penis is right? You don't have to sweat paying extra for anal.
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You're really living the life!
If you ever write a book about your life i will be the first in line, all these stories are great.
 

Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock

Those breeches will stay open!
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As Bobo would say “to each, own”.. as a straight guy I don’t get it myself, having sex with a man no matter what they look like is alien to me. The smell of man ass and man breath wafting about must be intoxicating.

Whatever though, I’m into things :image_4159: myself so who am i to judge.
 
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As Bobo would say “to each, own”.. as a straight guy I don’t get it myself, having sex with a man no matter what they look like is alien to me. The smell of man ass and man breath wafting about must be intoxicating.

Whatever though, I’m into things :image_4159: myself so who am i to judge.
I WAS OVAH THERE. BUT NOW IM OVAH HERE. WITH THE MAN ASS! YA EVAH JUST STICK YA NOSE RIGHT INTO A MAN'S ASSHOLE? IT'S FUCKIN WONDAFUL!
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