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WWAW spending 250k to lower yourself to the seabed to die terribly in a sealed sarcophagus contraption.

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Genesis 7 1
The LORD then said to Noah, "Go into the ark, you and your whole family, because I have found you righteous in this generation. and also seven of every kind of bird, male and female, to keep their various kinds alive throughout the earth. Then point and laugh at all those who drown around you. Yell down at them, "Where's your ark bitch? Oh I guess God found me the most righteous, how about that? Enjoy being fish food!"
Noah “Opie” Hughes: HOW DOES THAT FEEL, SINNERS?! HOW! DOES! THAT! FEEL?!
 

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Genesis 7 1
The LORD then said to Noah, "Go into the ark, you and your whole family, because I have found you righteous in this generation. and also seven of every kind of bird, male and female, to keep their various kinds alive throughout the earth. Then point and laugh at all those who drown around you. Yell down at them, "Where's your ark bitch? Oh I guess God found me the most righteous, how about that? Enjoy being fish food!"
I think you think this is some kind of gotcha moment.

The people trapped are mostly Indian. So, you know, who cares?

Nice try with the hate though, have a good one.
 

Turk February

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Erock bring me a list of all da animals on the ark. I got all fawkin day. Make sure to read them twice since there's 2. Good way to eat up those quarter hours all niiice.
I could tell so many stories about Ham, but I don't, just enough, how about you leave me alone, I leave you alone, Ham, you leave me alone, I know what you're doing, telling everybody you saw me drinking wine naked, making up your stories, getting those number, but its not going to work. Enoooough already, just leave me alone.
 

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I could tell so many stories about Ham, but I don't, just enough, how about you leave me alone, I leave you alone, Ham, you leave me alone, I know what you're doing, telling everybody you saw me drinking wine naked, making up your stories, getting those number, but its not going to work. Enoooough already, just leave me alone.

 

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I agree it's gay, but it's the bible.

21 And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent.
22 And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.
23 And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness.
24 And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.
25 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
26 And he said, Blessed be the Lord God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.
 

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I agree it's gay, but it's the bible.

21 And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent.
22 And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.
23 And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness.
24 And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.
25 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
26 And he said, Blessed be the Lord God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.

If it wasn't posted to 4chan first, NoBacon isn't going to recognize bible stories.

What, you actually expect him to read the bible or attend Church?
 

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And with a $30 Logitech controller no less. Like, you don't even go first party? I wouldn't even use that shit on my PS5 or Series X. Controllers are notorious for failing all the time and you put your 250k sub in the hands of that piece of shit? Idiots.
 

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I am once again being persecuted by smarty pants internet homos because of my faith.

Thank you so much to the non-Jewish who support me against these homosexual villains.

You heard "Ham" and didn't get the reference. Thought he must have been talking about lunchmeat. Here watch this, you might learn something:

 

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You heard "Ham" and didn't get the reference. Thought he must have been talking about lunchmeat. Here watch this, you might learn something:


Original Veggie Tales ruled. I still remember half of the songs and I haven't seen them since I was 8.
 
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