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Susan Lightning? Damn. You're kinky, dude.Susan is the only granny id muck the shit out of
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Susan Lightning? Damn. You're kinky, dude.Susan is the only granny id muck the shit out of
I've been more attracted to an exes mother before. Shoulda fucked the old Ukrainian whore.All in. My one ex has been messaging me since last night trying to get me to beat up her other ex for leaving bruises on her arm. A few years ago I was completely set to fuck her old gilf of a mother, who initiated the whole thing, and I pussied out at the last minute. If only she knew, I wouldn't have to explain to her that kicking over someone's dirt bike is grounds for a grab-and-shake for sure.
I feel kind of bad for this guy. She's basically begging me to assault him without coming right out and asking. They still live together. She knocked his bike over for some undisclosed reason, when he grabbed her she punched him in the eye and gave him a shiner, then he had to basically go hide at his parents place and his dad punched him in the face again for putting hands on her.All in. My one ex has been messaging me since last night trying to get me to beat up her other ex for leaving bruises on her arm. A few years ago I was completely set to fuck her old gilf of a mother, who initiated the whole thing, and I pussied out at the last minute. If only she knew, I wouldn't have to explain to her that kicking over someone's dirt bike is grounds for a grab-and-shake for sure.
She doesn't respect him and wants Abes masculine peckah back in there. You should meet up and slap her across the face for being a whore.I feel kind of bad for this guy. She's basically begging me to assault him without coming right out and asking. They still live together. She knocked his bike over for some undisclosed reason, when he grabbed her she punched him in the eye and gave him a shiner, then he had to basically go hide at his parents place and his dad punched him in the face again for putting hands on her.
This chick was never like this with me. She was the epitome of "I'm into what he's into" and would do anything for me, but then she's seemed to be a psycho with every other guy since. I think this chick was more in love with me than any other. We had a marriage pact that I straight up shut down lol. When she brought it up I was like "Oh yeah. No, I'm not getting married." And it crushed her and she settled with some loser and had kids with him.
Did you let her know to never sit on a man's bike?If only she knew, I wouldn't have to explain to her that kicking over someone's dirt bike is grounds for a grab-and-shake for sure.
What about facesitting.In karate sitting on a man's bike is one of the deadliest moves.
This is a black belt move I saw in an exhibition match once. I personally don't know it.What about facesitting.
you should beat her up insteadI feel kind of bad for this guy. She's basically begging me to assault him without coming right out and asking. They still live together. She knocked his bike over for some undisclosed reason, when he grabbed her she punched him in the eye and gave him a shiner, then he had to basically go hide at his parents place and his dad punched him in the face again for putting hands on her.
This chick was never like this with me. She was the epitome of "I'm into what he's into" and would do anything for me, but then she's seemed to be a psycho with every other guy since. I think this chick was more in love with me than any other. We had a marriage pact that I straight up shut down lol. When she brought it up I was like "Oh yeah. No, I'm not getting married." And it crushed her and she settled with some loser and had kids with him.
Fuck yeah. That's how we do thanksgiving.you should beat her up instead
I don't know who this is but I wanna make cumsiesThis granny is the greatest
Rowling is a billionaire too, that makes her a 10JK rowling is hot
Monica belluci
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Current day nigger fucker Heidi Klume
All attractive and fuckable old ladies. There's no shame in it.
She's got some really thick, full lips for an English woman.Rowling is a billionaire too, that makes her a 10
I'd love to pound her out then have her tell me a bedtime storyRowling is a billionaire too, that makes her a 10
Emma Thompson, you mean?I'd love to pound her out then have her tell me a bedtime story
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