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What a god damn CHAD.One time a guy at work (boomer, no kids) told me he goes home and takes his pants off while watching Wizards of Waverly Place. Ever since then, whenever I hear Selena Gomez I think of that fucking weirdo
Real homies watch dance moms, just like the count.What a god damn CHAD.
Jewish deception![]()
No child, she isn’t
She evolved to her final Latina form really early![]()
No child, she isn’t
Exactly. She talks without breathing or something. I hate the way her and Michael Cera talk. Bitch has a glandular disorder or crohns disease I think.
Granted, but why?Jews
I guess the organ wasn't her brain.I know way more about this than I should (and she could very well be lying) but she said she had an organ transplant or something and the medicine made her retain water or gain weight or some shit. I had to look it up when she turned into a monster
You'd have to have one to replace *rimshot*I guess the organ wasn't her brain.
It's a fine European last nameThe name "Gomez" makes me wanna puke.
I think she has one of those women only diseases that makes her fat. Or she's just a typical spic woman.I know way more about this than I should (and she could very well be lying) but she said she had an organ transplant or something and the medicine made her retain water or gain weight or some shit. I had to look it up when she turned into a monster
She has lupusI think she has one of those women only diseases that makes her fat. Or she's just a typical spic woman.
She has lupus
She has lupus
I learned recently the word Eskimo is referred to as “The E word” by some massive faggots. Of course it was on Reddit.Eskimoface/10
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