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WWAW punching white women in the face?

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I just remembered one time when I was like 18 or 19 my buddy and I were walking around shitfaced and we ran into some guy I had previously punched in the face for absolutely no reason at a party. He actually stopped me to say something about it so I lost my shit again but he was with two girls who got in between us. The one was some little fucking hoodrat who got right up in my shit saying her boyfriend (who I had also already beat the fuck out of, unbeknownst to her) was right down the street and she dropped his name thinking it'd scare me and I shifted my focus to verbally tearing her faggot boyfriend apart and telling her I've already made a complete bitch of him. Then she got all pissy and started freaking out and being like "DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME!" I didn't touch her at all. We argued for a while about if I hit her or not and I was eventually like "Bitch if you keep saying it I'm gonna do it. I'm not gonna have some cunt running around telling people I hit her and not actually knock her the fuck out." She didn't want none. Stupit bitch.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I've told this story before but I punched a cross eyed girl in the face while under the influence of MDMA on a trampoline in high school.
I kicked a bitch in the face underwater like the Opester playing Marco Polo when I was a kid. Instant shiner. I felt fucking terrible and she took it like a goddamn champ. I legit almost cried I felt so bad and she ended up having to comfort me about the whole thing. Stupit bitch.
 

chocolatehellhole

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I kicked a bitch in the face underwater like the Opester playing Marco Polo when I was a kid. Instant shiner. I felt fucking terrible and she took it like a goddamn champ. I legit almost cried I felt so bad and she ended up having to comfort me about the whole thing. Stupit bitch.
I clotheslined the girl I had a crush on in middle school playing red rover and she went to the nurse. I was forced to go in and apologize. Never did get to fuck her..
 

Uncle Floyd

It smells like cunt.... I think.....
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My wedding reception. Most of the people had left except close friends. Everyone was chilling out, absently watching the ND-Michigan State game. Someone had brought a karaoke machine so during halftime I turned it on for giggles.

My buddy's incredibly cunty and very drunk girlfriend comes up to me one song in, but nobody's really paying too much attention. For no reason she socks me in the stomach. I'm thinking "Is this bitch for real?" But figure it was kind of like "Ah, buddy. Congrats on the marriage." It didn't hurt and I let it slide. She does it a second time,a little harder because I didn't respond to the first.

Guess she thought I was okay with it, so she threw a third. I open hand slapped her in the side of her head, driving her to the ground with you'd think the power of Satan the way she crumbled.

The kicker is nobody liked her. Even though none of them saw her punch me, they didn't care. Whenever I hear that 4 Non-Blondes song remember that night and my wife's friend shouting "Your husband just smacked the shit out of that bitch."
 

RobertMewler

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My wedding reception. Most of the people had left except close friends. Everyone was chilling out, absently watching the ND-Michigan State game. Someone had brought a karaoke machine so during halftime I turned it on for giggles.

My buddy's incredibly cunty and very drunk girlfriend comes up to me one song in, but nobody's really paying too much attention. For no reason she socks me in the stomach. I'm thinking "Is this bitch for real?" But figure it was kind of like "Ah, buddy. Congrats on the marriage." It didn't hurt and I let it slide. She does it a second time,a little harder because I didn't respond to the first.

Guess she thought I was okay with it, so she threw a third. I open hand slapped her in the side of her head, driving her to the ground with you'd think the power of Satan the way she crumbled.

The kicker is nobody liked her. Even though none of them saw her punch me, they didn't care. Whenever I hear that 4 Non-Blondes song remember that night and my wife's friend shouting "Your husband just smacked the shit out of that bitch."
🎵 And I say, "Hey yeah yeah, Hey yeah yeah"




🎶 "I say, 'Hey! What's going on?"
 

Libby Son Of Loin

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I had two absolutely fucked interactions with dumb old cunts during all the covid shit. First, I was grocery shopping (which puts me in a bad mood anyways) and I forgot something down an aisle so I turned around and walked back to go get it the opposite way as the little arrows taped to the floor were pointing. Some bitch blocked me with her shopping cart. I went to step around it and she blocked me again and said "You're going the wrong way" I was like "I don't fucking care" and booted her cart into the shelves and sent shit falling off everywhere. She gasped like I slapped her and looked horrified with her mouth wide open. What the fuck did she expect? Why is some random old hag enforcing the fucking taped on arrows at the grocery store? Fuck off, whore.

The next one, I had to run into the bank and they only let one person in at a time so there was a big line. I was parked way around the corner and I got to the line and realized I forgot my goddamn mask and I was like "fuck" and started walking back to my truck. Some little whiskey-worn twat lady with her lardass husband noticed me already walking away and started motioning at her mask and then made a "duuurrr" retard noise, implying that I'm a fucking retard for forgetting my mask. I was like "You keep talking to strangers like that someone's gonna take it out on your husband you stupid cunt." She flipped the fuck out and made a scene being like "PUNCH HIM OUT, ROB! HE CALLED ME A CUNT! PUNCH HIM OUT, ROB!" The guy was beet red and looked pissed. All he said was "what the fuck did you say?" And I was like "I called her a stupid cunt. Punch me out, Rob." Then he just kept staring at me and huffing and puffing and I laughed at him and walked away.
White women treat retail stores like black people treat public transportation
 

DMAN

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Repost: The only time I ever punched a woman in the face: Had no idea my cutie was insane until it was too late. She would go in my phone and send emails and texts to people pretending to be me. Delete my friends off social media. She used to stand over me and make loud breathing noises so I would wake up and see her. One time she walked in the room with a knife. Bluffing bitch didn't know, I was squinting to see her posing the whole time, faking it.

She turned away for a second, I popped up. Disarmed her perfectly. I grabbed her wrist and gave her a textbook T-Bone Taz Suplex, into the headboard of my bed, like a table spot.

Picked her up by her hair like a heel champion in old Memphis getting the heat on some young long-haired rock and roll heart throb. I ain't selling for this Rat, she's green. I looked her in the eyes and she started playing the fake tough guy act spitting at me and psycho laughing. So at this moment i realized I was dealing with a demon. And that I was beholden under the authority of God to trample on snakes, serpents, and scorpions, and nothing by any means shall hurt me. So I did. Gave her a good old fashioned King Lawler right hand in the goblina. Luckily she didn't have spic brothers or anything to avenge her. She started yipping like a Chihuahua begging for her life. Look atcha now. What happened to the knife?
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CumiaPoodle

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For whatever reason, people from Long Island are just irritable shit heads. This includes Howard, O&A, Bill O'Reilly, and any other talk radio host which is Long Island's main export.
It’s a god forsaken place. Barely a person good enough to stalk and rape around here. Just menacing stares then off to chaturbate.
 
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