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Kneel before me, plebs.
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I feel Jesus-y when I give ribsI bring the stock of ribs down to 0 with how much I give them.
I used to date a girl who was from Marquette. She was a giant whore, so I think you're in a good spotYeah, Marquette you’re probably good. Have fun hiking dude. Other than late summer/fall now is the best time.
If you don't mind what was your previous user name?
I was formerly known as JimsDentedHead.If you don't mind what was your previous user name?
I feel like you just started becoming a regular poster like a month ago or so, but your reaction score indicates that you've been an all star stud for a while now?
P.s.
This thread has shown me that my post must suck because I'm seeing guys that I don't remember seeing post much, yet have twice as many ribs as myself.
Let's test thisBy Jove, I am not covetous for ribs,
It yearns me not if fags my reaction score raise.
I just miss the layout of reddit *sniff* it just made it a fawkin hang. I don't mind this place though and am grateful for Quasi setting it up.IMO everyone here is pretty funny. On the old sub, you had to be, otherwise you'd be berated, mocked and shamed. That was a pretty tough room, as the professional comedians say. This place makes me laugh regularly, so I can't complain, but I sometimes really miss that endless tsunami of hilarity when the old sub was really in its prime. Look at me, getting all sentimental and faggy again. Sniff.
Oh yeah, I like it here. Lord knows I visit here enough. I don't participate in the Pat stuff, but I do laugh at it sometimes. I'm really more about the Opie, Anthony, Joe and Jimmy bashing, as well as the biting social commentary. And it's fun to type "fag" and "nigger" whenever I like.I just miss the layout of reddit *sniff* it just made it a fawkin hang. I don't mind this place though and am grateful for Quasi setting it up.
Let's test this
Felony use of illegally stolen onaforums profile pictures.Personally, I'm emotionally invested in this. If I can crack a 1:9, 1:10 reaction score, my self esteem would greatly improve.
I'd stop hitting on 5's and 6's at the bar and maybe move up to hard sevens.
I'll wake up every morning, look in the mirror, and say "jackmehoff, you did it. you're a power user. you have respect."
maybe I'll even host a family dinner so we can all clink champagne glasses and celebrate.
but let me show you what im waxing about:
some bad ratios
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Some good ones
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I can only pray I reach this apex:
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