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WWAW Netflix stock tanking?
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Is your "Reply" button broken?
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I don't even think it's the series, it's these shitty "blockbuster" movies that nobody cares about. The way to make money off a big-budget movie was a simple formula for many years:
1. Release in domestic theaters, keep it there as long as audiences keep showing up
2. Release in international theaters, same
3. After a couple months, release on VHS/DVD
4. Sell the TV rights to HBO so they can "premiere" it
Where each step puts more money in Jerry Bruckheimer's pocket. But the Netflix model is spend the money, get the big stars, the expensive locations and special effects. Only to release it on Netflix and... hope for more subscribers?
There's like 3 Ryan Reynolds movies I haven't bothered to watch. Red Notice with The Rock, another where he has to team up with himself as a 6-year-old, and another where he leads like a team of mercenaries. With a series like Ozark, Stranger Things, Bridgerton - you try to build a core audience who actively looks forward to the next season. Twitter is abuzz with OMG STRANGER THINGS SEASON 4, the unfamiliar may want to see what the hype with this show is, they start watching from s1e1.
The other problem with netflix movies is there's no rush to watch them. New season of Ozark drops, many fans are conditioned to "binge" it ASAP, so they can get on twitter and reddit and discuss who the show killed off. If you don't binge it, you get FOMO and maybe someone will spoil it online. Ryan Reynolds movie drops, "eh I can always watch it next week", turns into next month, turns into you never watching Red Notice. One Squid Game is worth a hundred Red Notices.
1. Release in domestic theaters, keep it there as long as audiences keep showing up
2. Release in international theaters, same
3. After a couple months, release on VHS/DVD
4. Sell the TV rights to HBO so they can "premiere" it
Where each step puts more money in Jerry Bruckheimer's pocket. But the Netflix model is spend the money, get the big stars, the expensive locations and special effects. Only to release it on Netflix and... hope for more subscribers?
There's like 3 Ryan Reynolds movies I haven't bothered to watch. Red Notice with The Rock, another where he has to team up with himself as a 6-year-old, and another where he leads like a team of mercenaries. With a series like Ozark, Stranger Things, Bridgerton - you try to build a core audience who actively looks forward to the next season. Twitter is abuzz with OMG STRANGER THINGS SEASON 4, the unfamiliar may want to see what the hype with this show is, they start watching from s1e1.
The other problem with netflix movies is there's no rush to watch them. New season of Ozark drops, many fans are conditioned to "binge" it ASAP, so they can get on twitter and reddit and discuss who the show killed off. If you don't binge it, you get FOMO and maybe someone will spoil it online. Ryan Reynolds movie drops, "eh I can always watch it next week", turns into next month, turns into you never watching Red Notice. One Squid Game is worth a hundred Red Notices.
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KissesCumia killing it for us taday with the business analysis
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Does the crash button work?
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It was a legit question, stupid.
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I Think You Should Leave is hilarious, genius, and no agenda. This bullshit doesn't bode well for season 3.
Also Bojack was amazing.
Also Bojack was amazing.
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I'm sorry for the smart ass response. The reply button works fine. You can keep the car crash.
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The formula is this:
- Hire niggers and kikes and mud people and homosexuals
- Launder money from Israel/China/Russia
- Produce anti-White anti-Christian propaganda in the form of movies and shows
- Producer everything with niggers and fags and mud people in it no matter what
- Cowboy movie? Make them all niggers and fags
- Ancient Rome movie? Make Caesar into a nigger.
- Run the company financially into the ground then proceed to use laundered money to purchase next media company
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I thought this was a Babylon Bee headline at first. The irony is just too perfect.
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Bojack was faggot shit that forced a bunch of SJW shit as well.
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such as?
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Being the only show to give lunatic Keith Olbermann a job is all you need to know about that show
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Did you know the Asian chick in some of the sketches has a cock? The one driving the van in the skit with the dirty tables? It's a dude. I was suspicious when she was funny and then looked it up.
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lol nah son
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I'll give you that it does employ some despicable faggots (Colbert, Patton) and that was hard to get past but the writing is genius and it's drawn really well. It's funny as shit. The eulogy episode is great.
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She can't be a dude wtf. Sure enough tons of articles about being "trans." It looks like a real chick. Perhaps she's just the funniest girl ever and it's a giant troll? Cuz that would be genius.
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This 21st century Josef Mengele shit is getting better and better. Don't beat your gay self up too much.
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This really looks like a man to me:
But I can see where some people (fags) might get confused.
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If this is all true than her parents must be wealthy enabling freaks.
And yeah, I may have fantasized about giving her the ol' "Sue Lightning"