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Queefer Sutherland

Fix me, Josh!
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17,798
I had an iPhone which was cool, but I only ever used all of the features at home on wifi.

I now have a flip phone (w/ Bluetooth!) and pay $199 a year for service. One bill per year. No dumb touchscreen and I feel like I'm holding an actual phone and not some flat brick when I talk.
 

Queefer Sutherland

Fix me, Josh!
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17,798
I ask myself 2 questions:

Does it make calls?
Is it cheap?

Then I buy it and use it till the battery explodes.

Also, fuck any plan. I just get a 30 buck pre-paid that expires every 3 months, and then get back in the saddle.


Speaking of batteries, my flip phone came with the battery in a package uninstalled so you know it can be replaced. iPhone and Samsung (and most Android) shit are cunts with battery replacement.
 

Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!
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208,685
I USE MY JITTERBUG HAHAHAHAHAHAHA REMEMBER THAT COMMERCIAL HAHAHAHAHAH ITS MY JITTERBUG PHONE HAHAHA THAT OLD BAG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHOOLLYSHIT
HAHAHAHA JITTERBUG! HOLEEEEEE SHIT!

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Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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HAHAHAHA JITTERBUG! HOLEEEEEE SHIT!

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"You know, Anthony was always the smartest, funniest, just quickest guy in the room, I remember one time he just remembered that there was a mobile phone and plan designed for the elderly, and he just laughed, he remembered that commercial, and a good 15-20 minutes he pretended to be the woman in the commercial, and he laughed, there wasn't another guy like that on Sirius XM, there was never anyone like that in radio, period, he was just one of a kind."
-Ron Bennington eulogizes Anthony Cumia, 2025
 

Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
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It does sound like he's getting fucked. I have 5 lines through t-mobile and its it's just under $1500 a year.
Then I’m definitely getting motherfucked at ~$100/month for one line with AT&T. I told my oldest that if he finds a better deal for me I’ll let him keep the difference between what I pay now and whatever he can negotiate for me. I hate talking to piece of shit salesmen.
 

Jack_Horner

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Why on earth would anyone use AT&T in 2023?

In 2007 they had a shittier network than Verizon, but people HAD to use them because they had an exclusive on the iPhone. But in 2023? I don't get it.

AT&T makes sense if you have a 15yo 3G handset that you're irrationally attached to.
 

Jack_Horner

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Speaking of batteries, my flip phone came with the battery in a package uninstalled so you know it can be replaced. iPhone and Samsung (and most Android) shit are cunts with battery replacement.

Battery life shouldn't be an issue with any modern processor, I charge my phone about once every 2.5 days

The power draw on modern CPUs is unbelievably low
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

bonnie obsessed ❤️
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Speaking of batteries, my flip phone came with the battery in a package uninstalled so you know it can be replaced. iPhone and Samsung (and most Android) shit are cunts with battery replacement.
The original Droids had replaceable batteries so I just had like 3 of them because the battery life was not great. It’s probably awful compared to phones now but that phone ruled when I had it. I had an emulator and I’d sit in the back and play Gameboy games in physics. Ironically I failed almost every physics class I took in college.
 
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