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I'm thinking of going back to a landline only lifestyle
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Vurry good.it mega-hurtz paying iPhone prices... y'all know whadimean
I ask myself 2 questions:
Does it make calls?
Is it cheap?
Then I buy it and use it till the battery explodes.
Also, fuck any plan. I just get a 30 buck pre-paid that expires every 3 months, and then get back in the saddle.
HAHAHAHA JITTERBUG! HOLEEEEEE SHIT!I USE MY JITTERBUG HAHAHAHAHAHAHA REMEMBER THAT COMMERCIAL HAHAHAHAHAH ITS MY JITTERBUG PHONE HAHAHA THAT OLD BAG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHOOLLYSHIT
"You know, Anthony was always the smartest, funniest, just quickest guy in the room, I remember one time he just remembered that there was a mobile phone and plan designed for the elderly, and he just laughed, he remembered that commercial, and a good 15-20 minutes he pretended to be the woman in the commercial, and he laughed, there wasn't another guy like that on Sirius XM, there was never anyone like that in radio, period, he was just one of a kind."
He's paying $300/month for 4 lines through at&t. What a fag.Tell the faggit I said thanks, faggit. Does the faggit have a preferred mobile carrier that doesn’t cost $100+/month?
Sounds like he has a niggerish number of dependent children or is a Redditor with felony harassment texting habits.He's paying $300/month for 4 lines through at&t. What a fag.
It does sound like he's getting fucked. I have 5 lines through t-mobile and it's just under $1500 a year.Sounds like he has a niggerish number of dependent children or is a Redditor with felony harassment texting habits.
Then I’m definitely getting motherfucked at ~$100/month for one line with AT&T. I told my oldest that if he finds a better deal for me I’ll let him keep the difference between what I pay now and whatever he can negotiate for me. I hate talking to piece of shit salesmen.It does sound like he's getting fucked. I have 5 lines through t-mobile and its it's just under $1500 a year.
Speaking of batteries, my flip phone came with the battery in a package uninstalled so you know it can be replaced. iPhone and Samsung (and most Android) shit are cunts with battery replacement.
Battery life shouldn't be an issue with any modern processor, I charge my phone about once every 2.5 days
The power draw on modern CPUs is unbelievably low
The original Droids had replaceable batteries so I just had like 3 of them because the battery life was not great. It’s probably awful compared to phones now but that phone ruled when I had it. I had an emulator and I’d sit in the back and play Gameboy games in physics. Ironically I failed almost every physics class I took in college.Speaking of batteries, my flip phone came with the battery in a package uninstalled so you know it can be replaced. iPhone and Samsung (and most Android) shit are cunts with battery replacement.
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