WWAW midgets trying to look sexy and failing

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I always thought midgets, both male and female, must get laid a lot on the novelty alone. Am I wrong? If I was a hot girl I'd probably fuck a few midgets for fun here and there.

Male midgets probably have it tough. But I've heard female midgets also are paranoid that the dudes who hit on them are just pedos using them to act out their fetish.

But Melissa Alves is the midget for me

 

[Dennyislife]

So that's what she did before marrying a ginger Prince

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

Know who's got the best ass AND the best pussy? Midgets nigga.

 

[Barnaby Jones]

I might as well fuck a bobblehead

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Nana would love tiny texie or whatever her name is. she is a freak of nature as she is a midget but all her proportions are somewhat normal looking, just small.

Her face is busted now, but younger she looked good, she's the only midget I could possibly do.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

There's this whole uncanny valley that happens with me when I see a midget acting sexy, it just repulses me from my soul

 

[guest]

Nope. Pedo thing aside, on a primitive subconscious level you only want to fuck women you want to get pregnant. I guess if you blew your beans in one of those oompah loompas, she'd pop out another munchkin. Or are they like Down Syndromes and can only have kids with each other?

What the hell do I know, just give me a container of coffee, a buttered roll and a woman without any congenital birth defects (Dan, show reference.)

 

[TheYepster]

There's this whole uncanny valley that happens with me when I see a midget acting sexy, it just repulses me from my soul

 

[The Fuchitive]

ReMember when a member of the sub kept talking shit about her but kept pming her like a simp

JohnDough911

 

[SensibleKeks]

So at what height constitutes the difference between a midget, dwarf, and a short person?

Science spends all this time on global warming and finding a cure for cancer, when frankly this really needs to be settled.

 

[pattypatfatfat]

So at what height constitutes the difference between a midget, dwarf, and a short person?

Science spends all this time on global warming and finding a cure for cancer, when frankly this really needs to be settled.

its all fucked up with the woke speak now but it used to;
generally speaking you are a 'little person' if you are under a certain height as a grown adult
a midget is a little person that has all their limbs/body/head in proportion (so just an adult scaled down)
a dwarf is someone with dwarfism and have the short arms legs etc (oompah loompah)

 

[Brooke Shields]

 

[guest]

Nope. Pedo thing aside, on a primitive subconscious level you only want to fuck women you want to get pregnant. I guess if you blew your beans in one of those oompah loompas, she'd pop out another munchkin. Or are they like Down Syndromes and can only have kids with each other?

If you banged a dwarf it’s a 50/50 shot of having a dwarf kid.

 

[Caverlock]

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

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That faggot actually tried to sue over this

 

[Meownaw]

That faggot actually tried to sue over this

That's gay. His show was pretty fucking funny though.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

That's gay. His show was pretty fucking funny though.

This shit made me cry laughing.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Male midgets probably have it tough. But I've heard female midgets also are paranoid that the dudes who hit on them are just pedos using them to act out their fetish.

I don't mean dating/relationships though, I'm sure that's virtually impossible for them except for with other midgets. C'mon wouldn't you fuck a lil dwarf fella with weird twisted hips and one of those squeaky voices if you were a chick with a few drinks in you?

 

[Wild]

I would take her out to dinner and tap it, no qualms. Let the world see me and my dwarfu hand-in-hand walking down the streets.

 

[TheNanaDook]

I like how she's wearing lifts like that'll make a difference

She might be a midget but she's still a woman. 100% guaranteed the lifts are there so she can reject other midgets because of their height.