WWAW midgets trying to look sexy and failing

[A House Nigger]

 

[stealthygeek]

Would if no one found out.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I like how she's wearing lifts like that'll make a difference

 

[guest]

Yeah I would fuck her. Imagine how big your prick would look in her hands.

 

[LingerLonger]

I went to Vegas once with my friends. They wanted to go to a strip club. First couple of dancers are pigs. All of the sudden the entire place erupts. A fucking midget stripper comes running out and starts swinging from the poles. Gets showered in dollar bills. An hour later she comes up to our table and tells us she was available after hours for $400 an hour as an 'escort'.

I was shitfaced but I found nothing attractive about her whatsoever. The character Cheese on The Wire said his favorite body type was midgets.

 

[guest]

Well, would ya?

 

[johnnynoname]

fucking a sexy midget has an advantage if you're using them to cheat on your wife, or gf

If you hear your wife unlocking the door in the middle of sex, you can throw the midget out the window

 

[The Fuchitive]

 

[1073waaf]

I would fuck the shit out of her. I already have a midget dick anyway.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

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Twenty-six carp were found dead on the shore within an hour.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

fucking a sexy midget has an advantage if you're using them to cheat on your wife, or gf

If you hear your wife unlocking the door in the middle of sex, you can throw the midget out the window

Or just throw your coat over her

 

[TheYepster]

Twenty-six carp were found dead on the shore within an hour.

ReMember when a member of the sub kept talking shit about her but kept pming her like a simp

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I always thought midgets, both male and female, must get laid a lot on the novelty alone. Am I wrong? If I was a hot girl I'd probably fuck a few midgets for fun here and there.

 

[Stent]

It'd be great to see the look on her face when you ask her to wear a slutty school girl outfit. Then when she does put one on you say "I didn't mean high school."

 

[RedHeadpw2]

ReMember when a member of the sub kept talking shit about her but kept pming her like a simp

Eww. No. Not really surprising though with these misfits.

 

[Dennyislife]

I used to regularly see someone who going out with a girl half his height she wasn't a midget but her torso was weird in that her legs seemed to be the same size. She looked like a childs cartoon character come to life.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Well, would ya?

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Only if she had that midget voice

 

[guest]

I would like to do it, but my dick is probably too big

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

Don't they have problems wiping?

 

[Opesterino]

Nana would love tiny texie or whatever her name is. she is a freak of nature as she is a midget but all her proportions are somewhat normal looking, just small.