WWAW Martha Stewart peeing on the cover of Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Is Sports Illustrated even still relevant?

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Bonus: Here’s a picture of some retard

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She's shopped and mostly covered up. At this point why even bother, we all know it's a lie, she knows it's a lie but here we are all faking how cool and brave she's is.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Holee shit, Ashkenazi ears...didnt realize (((Martha Stewart))). Always thought she was just Polish-American or something.

For a learned man your jewdar is shit, Child.

Pro-tip: anyone that's not an aryan specimen in any form of media is a kike.

They figured out the rhinoplasty, but the dumbo ears they cover with long hair.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

It never goes away. I'm grew up in Boston and have an obvious, but not obnoxious, accent that mixed between Boston and New York.

I know if she decided to smoke some weed, with someone like me so sounds like the people she grew up with, it would probably come back pretty quickly.

I'd likely want to crack her over the head with my bong if she said something wise about the Bruins or Sox though.

This is true, I speak Greek with a bumpkin accent, it's hard to describe, the closest I can describe would be west Virginian or Louisiana English. It's looked down upon so when I'm speaking with people I don't know, I'm very aware of the accent and try to speak proper Greek. When I'm around family though it's full on bumpkin

 

[Petworth dude]

A few years ago they cut their entire staff to the point they are a glorified blog, so they dont even really exist anymore except in name

Sounds like every other publication these days, TBPHWY. Journalism is tough, man. It’s almost at the point where it’s just freelancers and rich kids.

 

[Turk February]

I'm surprised it's even a real lady on the cover at this point.

Come on, now, it's not College Sports Illustrated.....

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I like knowing that Martha Stewart is okay with the weed. It's annoying and cringe that it's partnered in a way with Snoop, but I guess it's whatever.

Old lady who served time, which oddly enough Snoop never has done, who likes to make cookies, keep a house clean, and smoke a joint with you outside on your balcony.

I'd smoke a joint with her and talk to her about my crows for sure.

Martha was a good looking stockbroker in the 60s before she got famous with the housekeeping gimmick. There’s no way guys weren’t brushing their bulges up on her and trying to pull her beefers out all day long.

Plus she went to a white collar prison so she probably has good stories