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WWAW Martha Stewart peeing on the cover of Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition
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A few years ago they cut their entire staff to the point they are a glorified blog, so they dont even really exist anymore except in name
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Still would.
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I'm surprised it's even a real lady on the cover at this point.
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SI has been dead for decades already. It used to be a real magazine full of real writing, but now it's nothing, inconsequential, and merely living off the title. The swimsuit issue used to be borderline softcore porn, featuring a bevy of teenage models doing slutty Instagram poses decades before that became a thing. Now though, it’s laden with fatties, old hags and literal retards.
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They are multiple covers. I'll give the old bat props for two things
1. Doing her time without snitchin'.
2. Holds up pretty good compared to Megan Fox.
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She’s pretty hot but what a strange photo. Where does her stomach end and legs begin? Why is she posed like that?
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Joe DeRosa level granny chasers. She's 80 and wearing an inch thick layer of makeup applied by an army of Guatemalans each morning.
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And everybody gets photoshopped.
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Young Martha Stewart was something else, if I may get a little racy.
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I would definitely have stuck my penis in her vagina, if you get my drift.
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She's always had very striking eyes.
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Her face is still very pretty, but the rest has gotta be a disaster. She's 81, and while I bet she's about the hottest 81 year old there is, there's only so much even extremely clean living and the best in cosmetic science can do. My grandma at that age would just let out big windy farts at random. NOT A SCENT!
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Holee shit, Ashkenazi ears...didnt realize (((Martha Stewart))). Always thought she was just Polish-American or something.
She's always had very striking eyes.
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I like knowing that Martha Stewart is okay with the weed. It's annoying and cringe that it's partnered in a way with Snoop, but I guess it's whatever.
Old lady who served time, which oddly enough Snoop never has done, who likes to make cookies, keep a house clean, and smoke a joint with you outside on your balcony.
I'd smoke a joint with her and talk to her about my crows for sure.
Old lady who served time, which oddly enough Snoop never has done, who likes to make cookies, keep a house clean, and smoke a joint with you outside on your balcony.
I'd smoke a joint with her and talk to her about my crows for sure.
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It never goes away. I'm grew up in Boston and have an obvious, but not obnoxious, accent that mixed between Boston and New York.
I know if she decided to smoke some weed, with someone like me so sounds like the people she grew up with, it would probably come back pretty quickly.
I'd likely want to crack her over the head with my bong if she said something wise about the Bruins or Sox though.
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Your grandma was an anal slut
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Yentas and their cosmetic-surgery.
At least this bitch knows the oven temp she needs to be thrown into.