WWAW KIWIFARMS new rules of no cowtipping, deplatforming, swatting on a roll this morning

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Why can't they BEHAVE??!?!?

edit to add:
"Stop frothing at the mouth with rage every time a person-of-gender joins the forum."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

this is because a tranny came to the keffals thread to talk shit about keffals and give intimate details but retards scared it off before they gave deets. retarded faggots who spoil the bit before it's ripe

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

With a never-ending supply of Amazon gift cards and a 9 at home, you're still winning at life tho.

Ain't that the truth!

this is because a tranny came to the keffals thread to talk shit about keffals and give intimate details but retards scared it off before they gave deets. retarded faggots who spoil the bit before it's ripe

lmao. Did it introduce itself as such, or did some turboautist immediately dox it?

 

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Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

That is most certainly an option. Staff have nothing to gain from leaking verification photos, especially since that harbors distrust in people who would need to be verified the future. To clarify, AvocadosConstant was verified as the Reddit account of the same name. There's still no conclusive...

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it was polite and willing to chat

this is would be like if Pat's first, worse wife came to the forums to trash pat and everyone starting being niggardly with their manners. you'll have time to trash her after but get those juicy details first.

 

[Udders]

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

That is most certainly an option. Staff have nothing to gain from leaking verification photos, especially since that harbors distrust in people who would need to be verified the future. To clarify, AvocadosConstant was verified as the Reddit account of the same name. There's still no conclusive...

kiwifarms.net

it was polite and willing to chat

this is would be like if Pat's first, worse wife came to the forums to trash pat and everyone starting being niggardly with their manners. you'll have time to trash her after but get those juicy details first.

You mean like how that faggot ran PCJ off the Forums?

 

[guest]

He obviously doesn't care about cowtipping. He's just saying that to avoid liability. He doesn't want people swatting just like the rest of us.

 

[Stent]

that faggot

@ItsMyDealWade comment?

 

[guest]

So where the fuck do they expect content to come from?

they unironically think that all content should come from the cows with only organic audience interaction. Ok, fine and dandy for STREAMERS or whatever. Pat is in some sense a rare case in that he is super online and posts all the time but has no official direct avenue of interaction save twitter where he instantly "No, child" replies and blocks. Null 100% views Patrick as a rare case where he doesn't care that there are pests from here who post in his thread, he knows you guys all keep the main stuff here and then it gets crossposted and he is fine with that as the avenue for content. I still like Null even after posts like this, he seems like a good-hearted autist.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott

That is most certainly an option. Staff have nothing to gain from leaking verification photos, especially since that harbors distrust in people who would need to be verified the future. To clarify, AvocadosConstant was verified as the Reddit account of the same name. There's still no conclusive...

kiwifarms.net

it was polite and willing to chat

this is would be like if Pat's first, worse wife came to the forums to trash pat and everyone starting being niggardly with their manners. you'll have time to trash her after but get those juicy details first.

I really enjoy watching interactions like these. Kiwis get a lot of shit here for being histrionic faggots, some of it well deserved, but there's always a good cross-section of opinions on any major topic.

 

[DMAN]

they unironically think that all content should come from the cows with only organic audience interaction.

As an outsider I can safely say the most mundane dogshit Patposting is "organic audience reaction" with no antics involved.

Literally the only funny thing about this type of deal is when you interact, engage, meddle, and create content.

The fake journalist recordings were funny Patposting, YOU responding in every thread saying "PATRICK IS FAT, AND SO STUPID!!! [184 Ribs]" is not.

 

[guest]

The admin there is begging they users to go back the way they were

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Null has been a wannabe try hard. Gay, too.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Site got flooded with /pol/ incels after 2016 who turned everything into identity politics. Then the troons followed them. Do those faggots realize how much they enable troons?

 

[Chive Turkey]

KiwiFarms just expects to watch as other people troll lolcows?

I think the problem is that that site has a constant influx of newfags who can't fawking hang. That place's experience with 'trolling' is generally malicious and unfun stuff like swaTTing and scamming retards, or false flags from cows.

Conversely, there's dummies who take the whole thing too seriously and treat the 'no cowtipping' rule like it's the Eleventh Commandment and wag their fingers at any jocularity anywhere, anytime. When the entire point of that rule isn't that it's some universal moral indictment, it's just a basic precaution to discourage dumbasses from ruining the fun by going to far and bringing the site into legal trouble.

Given the fact that the Nadolski affair and the swaTTing happened in relatively quick succession, and only after Rick's kiwi article blew up, I can't say it's a wrong policy. KF is a way bigger and more well-known place than this thing of ours, so there's a far larger risk of some mongoloid zoomer lurker getting the wrong idea and deciding to imitate le epic rascals by phoning in bomb threats or similarly, genuinely felonious shit.

We, on the other hand, couldn't have even attempted to try a 'no trolling' policy if we wanted because our cows fucking started it first. We couldn't even make fun of AntH, JoeH, Logan Lynn or Pat in peace for five minutes before they waltzed right into the sub to pick fights with everyone, DMCA'ing everything under the sun, or trying to dox people and shutting the whole thing down. They drew first blood, not us.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

KiwiFarms just expects to watch as other people troll lolcows?

At OnAForums, we understand very well that we are the show

Patty. Was swatted just the other night
Some say it was attempted homicide
But we know, how the Story gooooes.

With his gay triumph bike
And his obese pride
The boy was a man before his time
And we knew
All of his novels just bleeeew

But you see, Patrick was fat
He was too fat to know
In his classes he was always slow
Until his fatal stroke
And niki knows
She can finally be a lesbooooo