Wwaw killing birds?

[LockedHDD__Pot]

can I be the first to say: 'OP is a retard', & he should leave the birds alone

 

[DMbA]

I was chasing one in my car into a tunnel, but it turned out that tunnel was just paint on a cliff face. Totalled the vehicle, broke my collarbone, smashed up my face something awful. Jennifer, my first wife who was unsecured in the passenger seat was killed instantly. It was pretty embarrassing.

Did you at least get a sound bar out of it

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

boy, I hope sparrows make good swimmers then

They don't. They lay in the water with their wings splayed out like retards and wait to die. I've scooped a few birds out of the river with my kayak paddle. I imagine the babies are even worse swimmers.

 

[guest]

This how I imagine OP