Wwaw killing birds?

[guest]

Bird eggs

I’m in an airbnb and there is a sparrow nest on the balcony.
The sparrow family hangs out there all morning chirping at the crack of dawn, and brings dirt and worms and bugs to the balcony every fucking day,
i have to clean it up like a ginny brat.

Yesterday i looked inside the nest and there were three unhatched eggs.
I threw them in the toilet.
Then I poured rubbing alcohol on the nest to fuck up the scent.
Guess what? No more faggot sparrows
Easy as.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

We should have an exception to Canada geese being protected. I can't stand those flying shit machines

 

[Turk February]

That sounds like a very mean spirited prank to play on a sparrow.

 

[guest]

You’re a monster.

 

[Meownaw]

Yeah that's not psychotic at all.

 

[guest]

Yeah that's not psychotic at all.

Nobody complains when you steal those precious little chicklets from hens and scramble them up into your omelette
Nice selective outrage, stupid.

 

[guest]

You’re a monster.

You're in a fertility clinic. Why isn't important. The fire alarm goes off. You run for the exit. As you run down this hallway, you hear a sparrow screaming from behind a door. You throw open the door and find a 5-year-old sparrow for help. They're in one corner of the room. In the other corner, you spot a frozen container labeled, ‘1,000 Viable sparrow eggs.’ The smoke is rising. You start to choke. You know you can grab one or the other but not both before you succumb to smoke inhalation and die — saving no one. Do you A) save the sparrow, or B) save the thousand eggs? There is no C. ‘C’ means you all die

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

I’ve sorta been in the same situation. Years ago I saw a roadrunner trying to jump up into a tree and there was mockingbird swooping down on it and trying to fight it off. So I shot the roadrunner
Roadrunners are pretty cool birds honestly. Just the other day I saw a roadrunner jump out of the same tree and it ran off down the road.

 

[Meownaw]

Just the other day I saw a roadrunner jump out of the saw tree and it ran off down the road.

Sounds far fetched to me.

 

[Turk February]

I’ve sorta been in the same situation. Years ago I saw a roadrunner trying to jump up into a tree and there was mockingbird swooping down on it and trying to fight it off. So I shot the roadrunner
Roadrunners are pretty cool birds honestly. Just the other day I saw a roadrunner jump out of the saw tree and it ran off down the road.

I was chasing one in my car into a tunnel, but it turned out that tunnel was just paint on a cliff face. Totalled the vehicle, broke my collarbone, smashed up my face something awful. Jennifer, my first wife who was unsecured in the passenger seat was killed instantly. It was pretty embarrassing.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

Sounds far fetched to me.

I know right, I thought to myself “Well I’ll be damned.”

 

[Meownaw]

I was chasing one in my car into a tunnel, but it turned out that tunnel was just paint on a cliff face. Totalled the vehicle, broke my collarbone, smashed up my face something awful. Jennifer, my first wife who was unsecured in the passenger seat was killed instantly. It was pretty embarrassing.

Maybe because it's early but this got my ribs good.

 

[Meownaw]

I know right, I thought to myself “Well I’ll be damned.”

I should have been more specific and bolded the part about running down a road. You really motherfucked my joke.

 

[PickleRickle]

I dont like that.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

I should have been more specific and bolded the part about running down a road. You really motherfucked my joke.

I know what you meant. What i wrote wasn’t a joke, it just happened that way.

*but seriously my original comment was a true story. If it wasn’t told in a funny way I can accept that.*

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Damn dude, how hard did your uncle molest you?

 

[Meownaw]

Damn dude, how hard did your uncle molest you?

Not hard enough.

 

[aRTie02150]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Nobody complains when you steal those precious little chicklets from hens and scramble them up into your omelette
Nice selective outrage, stupid.

I've shot a bunch of starlings or grackles or whatever the fuck they are (literally stopped because Artie made me think about it and reconsider killing things for annoying me) but the eggs we eat aren't fertilized and don't have a little bird growing in there. Those little fellers might have been a day away from hatching.

 

[Turk February]

I've shot a bunch of starlings or grackles or whatever the fuck they are (literally stopped because Artie made me think about it and reconsider killing things for annoying me) but the eggs we eat aren't fertilized and don't have a little bird growing in there. Those little fellers might have been a day away from hatching.

boy, I hope sparrows make good swimmers then