WWAW Jimmy Fallon being an alcoholic

[Dummy Gaynuts]

What a pussy, Fallon can’t be taller than 5’6.

Yeah but he's irish. The booze activates his innate "niggerbility" and boosts his stats

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Yeah but he's irish. The booze activates his innate "niggerbility" and boosts his stats

I love WKUK but besides Trevor and Timmy they all look the same to me. I think Zach is the biggest dude in the show though.

 

[medium wyzzz]

This is only getting attention because Fallon is the one middle of the road talk show host. He doesn't pump up lefty politics like Kimmel, Colbert, and Meyers; he is a non political as Carson or Leno and they hate him for that.

Yeah, that.
Fallon is just late night Kathy Lee. It’s just entertainment for moms who stay up late to fold laundry.

 

[Dennyislife]

Fallon should just employ any of the UK crew Corden left in the US. Americans can cope with beer drinking to a normal amount. I'm going to the airport at 5am tomorrow and will absolutely be drinking as soon as I can in the airport so I can have a little snooze on the plane

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

“Mentally, I was in the lowest place of my life. I didn’t want to live anymore. I thought about taking my own life all the time,” one former employee says. “I knew deep down I would never actually do it, but in my head, I’m like, ‘Why do I think about this all the time?’”

Waaaaaaaaaaaah. Someone needs to toughen this kid up.

If you were so desperate as to consider suicide why not do the world a favor and murder Jimmy Fallon first? Or at least just beat the shit out of him to relieve that stress

 

[Build Black Better]

Example 129,635,001 why you don't hire women

Or niggers. I'll bet his all-black affirmative-action jungle bongo band had lots of grievances working for the white devil.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

It's insane. It's a late night TV talk show. You point the host toward the stage, you give him his jokes to read, where's the pressure? "OMG I hope Jimmy is in a good mood today, or his negative energy might make me sad". Get the fuck out of here.

If you haven't seen the Larry Sanders Show I'd recommend it. It shows all the ways a hosts issues can fuck shit up on a show. The character has the negative traits of the major hosts of the time (Leno's aversion to conflict, letterman's perfectionism, Carson's standoffishness). If he's a dick to writers about their material , they will get disgruntled. If he gives unreasonable demands the staff get pissed because nobody is allowed to tell the host he's being ridiculous in his expectations for booking. Hosts all want the A+ list stars every night but that's not really possible. Basically if he's neurotic about the quality of the show and passes down the blame people get resentful, but if they say anything they re fired and then that paranoia gets internalized so everyone is constantly fretting about cancellation and its miserable to go to work.

That said as much as I'd gladly hit Fallon with my car the lack of specifics makes me think it's kinda bullshit.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

If you haven't seen the Larry Sanders Show I'd recommend it. It shows all the ways a hosts issues can fuck shit up on a show. The character has the negative traits of the major hosts of the time (Leno's aversion to conflict, letterman's perfectionism, Carson's standoffishness). If he's a dick to writers about their material , they will get disgruntled. If he gives unreasonable demands the staff get pissed because nobody is allowed to tell the host he's being ridiculous in his expectations for booking. Hosts all want the A+ list stars every night but that's not really possible. Basically if he's neurotic about the quality of the show and passes down the blame people get resentful, but if they say anything they re fired and then that paranoia gets internalized so everyone is constantly fretting about cancellation and its miserable to go to work.

That said as much as I'd gladly hit Fallon with my car the lack of specifics makes me think it's kinda bullshit.

Loved Larry Sanders. My favorite episode was probably the one where a few staffers found Hank's sex tape, just as he landed the Florida orange spokesperson role.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Loved Larry Sanders. My favorite episode was probably the one where a few staffers found Hank's sex tape, just as he landed the Florida orange spokesperson role.

I liked the one where he sent out the newsletter with Hanks thoughts that was just him commenting on Jerry railing some chick in the parking lot

 

[Africa.com]

If you haven't seen the Larry Sanders Show I'd recommend it. It shows all the ways a hosts issues can fuck shit up on a show. The character has the negative traits of the major hosts of the time (Leno's aversion to conflict, letterman's perfectionism, Carson's standoffishness). If he's a dick to writers about their material , they will get disgruntled. If he gives unreasonable demands the staff get pissed because nobody is allowed to tell the host he's being ridiculous in his expectations for booking. Hosts all want the A+ list stars every night but that's not really possible. Basically if he's neurotic about the quality of the show and passes down the blame people get resentful, but if they say anything they re fired and then that paranoia gets internalized so everyone is constantly fretting about cancellation and its miserable to go to work.

That said as much as I'd gladly hit Fallon with my car the lack of specifics makes me think it's kinda bullshit.

Great show but it's not a documentary

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Loved Larry Sanders. My favorite episode was probably the one where a few staffers found Hank's sex tape, just as he landed the Florida orange spokesperson role.

I liked the one where he sent out the newsletter with Hanks thoughts that was just him commenting on Jerry railing some chick in the parking lot

Divorce gun.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Divorce gun.

Oh yeah, Artie's gun LOL. Man, Artie was just a classic TV character.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

It was after he had said we shouldn't be so hard on Roseanne and CK.

I recall some fat faggot doing something similar but can't seem to remember his name

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Great show but it's not a documentary

I mean yes, but the characters neuroses and issues reflect the ones actual late night hosts have had so it gives you an idea how it could happen. like I said I think it seems like Bullshit or at least there's something we're not being told

 

[Sue Lightning]

I love how when they asked him about his alcoholism years ago he said 'hehehe how can I be an alcoholic and have a day-to-day job' or something like that. It's like, huh? Yea cuz Hollywood isn't known for it's addiction and functioning alcoholics. What a dummy. I just never expected him to be a cunt like ellen. Seems like when he's drunk he's happy and when he's not he's a massive dickhead to the staff.

Thats fucking hilarious. There are people with construction and office jobs working 9-5 as functioning alcoholics. But a guy who works two hours every weekend reading what was written for him couldn’t possibly drink through that? Gtfo

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

“Mentally, I was in the lowest place of my life. I didn’t want to live anymore. I thought about taking my own life all the time,” one former employee says. “I knew deep down I would never actually do it, but in my head, I’m like, ‘Why do I think about this all the time?’”

Waaaaaaaaaaaah. Someone needs to toughen this kid up.

All these bitches (I'm assuming they are all women) thought it would be just like 30 Rock and were shocked to find out that putting on a tv show five days a week is a lot of work.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

What a pussy, Fallon can’t be taller than 5’6.

He said he was 6 feet. He's 5'10 tops. Look at those fawkin heels!