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What possible reason would there ever be for opening a jerk store? What is the market? Seriously.
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What possible reason would there ever be for opening a jerk store? What is the market? Seriously.
Just remember this: Gregory Peck was an usher at the Music Hall, you know, when they found him, and Kurt Douglas was a soda jerk.I prefer fresh soda, brotherman
I'm going to go there and say "oh yeah? Well you called!"Of course there is actually a Jerk Store
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Don't wanna have to swallow bags of mushrooms to give a shit about your music, nigger.
Write something catchy already, ffs
I gently thrust my hips back and forth to "Gimme More", Suester.I don’t even like Jimi Hendrix that much but your idea of him being better is writing something catchy? Listen to a Britney Spears song then kill yourself faggot. Nah just kidding, i love the FatGPT but what a retarded take.
Still remains one of my favorite songs of all time, but I will concede that he's a tad overrated. Not in terms of guitar playing, but it's obvious he was carried by the Hendrix Experience band with most of the compositions. His Band of Gypsies knock-off was mediocre.
Still remains one of my favorite songs of all time, but I will concede that he's a tad overrated. Not in terms of guitar playing, but it's obvious he was carried by the Hendrix Experience band with most of the compositions. His Band of Gypsies knock-off was mediocre.
You can’t name a single good song written by a white man.That's a cover though. Blacks can't write.
What? You don't like Bob Dylan's original version of All Along The Watch Tower?
You can’t name a single good song written by a white man.
Wrong as always, Rickster.
Frank Marino goes it pretty goo
oh I'm familiar with it, and yes he's been awful live really since like 1966. You'll find an okay performance through like 1975 and the Petty Tour in 86 had a few moments but it's been largely dog shit. You heard the live in 1964 album? It's the best he's ever sounded by a million miles.You didn't listen to the Dylan version he did at Woodstock 94'. It fawkin sucked. It was like an Adam Sandler parody of Bob Dylan.
What? You don't like Bob Dylan's original version of All Along The Watch Tower?
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