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I've never had a wet dream, or if I have my load dried before I woke up. My one ex recorded a video of her laughing while I was frantically jacking off in my sleep one time though and it was one of the most embarrassing things ever. My face looked fucking retarded. So yeah, apparently I whack off in my sleep sometimes and it's loud and shakes the whole bed.
I had one a few years ago, funster. At my age, it was a prezzie from God.
I feel like I'm watching porn when I'm having sex sometimes because I don't feel connected to my body most of the time or my body seems fictional. Its kinda cool.
The last time I got laid was last May with a lesbian who later accused me of raping her. So that kind of killed any lingering motivation I had to get laid. We did fuck with skill and enthusiasm, though.Also i haven’t been late in months now. The only sexual thing i do now is jerk it to memories of exes. I don’t hate any of them, really.
Treeky is all horned up and needs to get laid. But i hate casual hookups.
Fawkin brutal, Blaze.
It fawkin sucked. We were both drunk and she initiated it and later told a mutual friend I took advantage of her. I found out later she has a history of doing that. The story is actually a lot crazier because it was sort of a fucked up love triangle type situation. Be careful who you stick your dick in, fellas.
Either this chick is a dude or Patrick O'Neal has been scared straight.
Isn't that basically asking God to jerk you off? That's an excellent question to pose to a rabbi
You have timely periods?