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I have never wanted a hotdog in my life, but if it's there...
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There used to be a corn dog joint in Woodbridge Mall (NJ) when I was a kid. Whenever we'd go we'd enter next to and leave by it. Never ONCE did my mother let me get one. Corn dogs became this mysterious food that I'd only heard of in cartoons, but never had. Took me more than 40 years to have one. Delicious.I haven’t had a corn dog in years and it wasn’t something my parents really fed my sister and I as kids. Definitely were a rare treat. Now I’m craving one fawk.
Your mom sounds like a real stick in the mud.There used to be a corn dog joint in Woodbridge Mall (NJ) when I was a kid. Whenever we'd go we'd enter next to and leave by it. Never ONCE did my mother let me get one. Corn dogs became this mysterious food that I'd only heard of in cartoons, but never had. Took me more than 40 years to have one. Delicious.
My mom really motherfucked me.
Seriously, who the fuck doesn't let their kid at least try a corn dog? In her defense, I wasn't a fat kid, so maybe she knew best.Your mom sounds like a real stick in the mud.
The Cubester likes to take a lil taste of some Heebie Nash on the grill. Just bought some on Sunday.Say what you want about the Jews, but they make a damn fine hotdog
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