WWAW Hemorrhoids?

[NortheastPhilly]

Im all in with the fawkin hineyhole talk

 

[fenrir]

It's not good when you can feel your heartbeat in your asshole.

"Heartbeat in Your Asshole" sounds like a great doo wop record.

 

[Stent]

When you're balls deep in an asshole and you can feel each other's pulses. #couplegoals

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

When you're balls deep in an asshole and you can feel each other's pulses. #couplegoals

What if you're a necrophiliac?

 

[Stent]

What if you're a necrophiliac?

I guess you have to find one of those anal eggs that opens up and you fuck it.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I guess you have to find one of those anal eggs that opens up and you fuck it.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Epsom salt baths help. Don’t sit as long. Don’t push. Don’t wipe endlessly. Drink more water and get some fiber.

also:

BIDET

cheap/easy to install

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Old wives remedy is to stick an uncooked egg in your ass before bedtime. If its hard boiled when you wake up then youre a faggot with haemorrhoids.