WWAW Having to take a shit when your late

[satanssockpuppet]

I used to work in a building with a shared bathroom on each floor, near the elevator landings, where everyone passed by. We shared our floor with an insurance company. Every morning at 8 o'clock this guy from the insurance company would go into the men's room and take a 45 minute shit that smelled like a tire fire, if all the tires were packed with dog shit. It was heinous, and the bathroom was right by the elevators so there was no way to avoid it. And I always wondered what the fuck that guy's problem was that required a putrid 45 minute shit session every day.

I take 200mg of caffeine as soon as I wake up, and 15 minutes later my shit launch codes are initiated. If I need more than four or five minutes, there's a problem, Houston. If I take a shit and can't shower soon thereafter, I feel off and disgusting all day. Keeping that turd-cutter clean is important, you could eat maple walnut ice cream out of mine, if you were so inclined.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

ANYONE CAN DO IT!

How do you handle having to take a shit mid concert, Ray?

 

[UnPRePared]

How do you handle having to take a shit mid concert, Ray?

The beauty of my diet is I have one or two fairly clean drops a day. The secret is trying to do one meal a day, in the morning, and probably not drinking enough water until after the concert.

Once I'm downing a few cool glasses, I'm running for the loo.

 

[aRTie02150]

The beauty of my diet is I have one or two fairly clean drops a day. The secret is trying to do one meal a day, in the morning, and probably not drinking enough water until after the concert.

Once I'm downing a few cool glasses, I'm running for the loo.

Have you ever farted on stage and was it loud enough for you to notice and if so did you try not to laugh?

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

You really need some Psyllium Husk man order a bottle right now

 

[Guest]

You really need some Psyllium Husk man order a bottle right now

I’m concerned I’ll shit more and worse with that

 

[Brooke Shields]

Have you ever farted on stage and was it loud enough for you to notice and if so did you try not to laugh?

I think it's like radio where if you feel one coming it's a custom to fart into the microphone as a goof

 

[Volkov]

The shitting occurs in spurts. I usually blast the initial load out at 40,000 psi right when I sit down. Then I go on my phone for a while, for when the next wave hits. Could be a minute, could be 10. I sit there until I feel a sense of complete evacuation, no gas, no shit, nothing. Zen. So no of course I’m not continuously shitting for 40 minutes.

Can you take a pic of your next one and pm me it pls? I would like to see the color, consistency and texture the I can adequately diagnose you and cum.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Can you take a pic of your next one and pm me it pls? I would like to see the color, consistency and texture the I can adequately diagnose you and cum.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

View attachment 38021

Jeezus Christ. I hope no one sent that to Patrick.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

View attachment 38021

"Good news, everyone," Loritt said. "The payout --- ". The payout, what? What happened to the payout? I need to know!

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

It’s funny I recently went from waiting tables for a living to a 9-5 office type job. I used to basically never shit at work because I didn’t really have time with open tables so I would also avoid eating at work for the same reason.

Now I shit a ridiculous amount at work. An hour long lunch break? I come in and take a 15 minute shit after lunch.

Not having every single customer interaction determine your income is a game changer and it makes me laugh at anyone that thinks working a 9-5 blue collar type job is stressful.