Those crossed eyes scream out Lorena Bobbitt cock head decapitating vibes!
Meet that bitch at some bar and wondering what the sudden hullabaloo is around this rando plain Jane lookin' dunce at the end of the bar, you go over say hello and she takes a liking to ya over the rest of the hard up limpster hacksters trying to get a piece of some "fame psycho pussy." She asks if you want to "go do some blow" back at her apartment and, of course, you oblige if even to just do some free rails.
Fast forward through the inane babble of small talk and your cock is in her mouth and she is doing the new xvideos porn craze of sucking your cock with her eyes crossed looking up at you except her dummy head eyes are actually permanently crossed. Meh, you play along and throw a couple playful light haymakers to her retard head and blow a decent sized load down her throat with your legs stiff locked forward because you needed an extra push from the coke cock. After that you're spent. Fucking donester. Nigga now just thinking about how the fuck to get home without a DWI.
Well, ol' Gypsy (every) Rose (has its thorns) the felony whore has much different plans and actions! She is looking for her new Nicholas Godejohn and in her crossed eyes she found him! So for the sake of keeping the peace so you can get out of there without a phoney rape charge skin beef put on a motherfucker you consent to spending the night and pass out after she hoards the rest of the teener half an 8 ball of coke she plied to get you caught up in her devious web of deceit and jizz milking (with a high cost).
Well, ain't nothing like waking up to blood pouring out your cock and the sight of just asshole, elbows and bottom of feet hoofin' it out the door as she finds a nice set of Holly shrubs outside the neighbors house to haphazardly toss your shriveled up top inch with the mushroom head still coated with dry jizz and fresh blood.
Welcome to Frankenstein cock world John Wayne Bobbitt Jr. Tee hee hee. Should've chose the DWI instead and you'd still be able to do what every man on earth, past, present and future, continues to push forward in life to do... Blow another load.
"Hope ya had a nice piss, Arnold!"
*Cue The Cars Moving In Stereo track...*"You know how cute I always thought you were..."
Premature Ejaculations At Jizz Stained High
"Doesn't anybody fucking knock anymore?!"