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Mr-Wrinkle-Paws

My name's Henry. And you're here with me now
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One time my buddy and I went to some Chinese buffet and I smashed a disgusting amount of torpedo shrimp. When I got out of my truck as soon as my feet hit the ground I projectile vomited all over my driveway and there was basically whole pieces of shrimp in it.

Another time I ate an entire one of those huge bags of Cadbury Mini Eggs over the course of like six hours and it made me shit grey play doh. I really fucking love Cadbury Mini Eggs.
Hopefully you don't like ghetto chocolate brand Palmer the factory blew up last night in Pa.
 

Jenna

very demure very cutesy very mindful very modest
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I have never had a taco or been to taco bell cause there is no such thing where i live. Why does everyone on the internet make the diarrhoea joke about it? If it is that bad why do people eat from there?

It's poor people food but delicious, so people like Patrick turn it into a "I'm too fancy for Taco Bell but I had to try their new item".

Also where the fuck do you live, North Korea? Antarctica? You've never had a single taco in your entire life yet you contemplate suicide? Bucket List item number one, eat a goddamn taco.
 

gassers

CakeHorn/Say "Cookie"/BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 Alt
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It's poor people food but delicious, so people like Patrick turn it into a "I'm too fancy for Taco Bell but I had to try their new item".

Also where the fuck do you live, North Korea? Antarctica? You've never had a single taco in your entire life yet you contemplate suicide? Bucket List item number one, eat a goddamn taco.
i have had a doner and really liked it. Idk taco just seems meh to me. Maybe i am missing out.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

bonnie obsessed ❤️
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"Would you feel like an asshole if you spent $75 at a steakhouse eating a fancy steak? No? Then order the crunchwrap, Jenna."
I genuinely feel like one of the things most lost on me is fancy food. I worked at a very nice restaurant for 6 months where we could eat anything we wanted on our break and I’d usually just make myself a chicken finger wrap.
 

Jizz

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People associate Mexican food in general with diarrhea. Taco Bell is special because it's shit quality, every single thing on the menu is made with the same five ingredients but it's somehow fucking great. Everything is also pretty cheap so everyone always gets way too much of it, binge eat it like slobs and then take fast food burrito shits.
the food engineers who come up with new taco bell menu items made with all the same ingredients are really amazing, reminds me of those engineers in Apollo 13 creating an air filter out of the parts they had! #Ruizing

btw I ate at the nicest taco bell ever in Pacifica ca. i went with the classic menu items and had 5 hard shell tacos and a bean burrito!

I'm also kind of pissed TB couldn't save the taco bell tarantino built for once upon a time in hollywood!

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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Backbone of America
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Doner is basically the European version of Mexican. They're both PFG.

I can definitely eat--I used to be a great big fat person. I have to be mindful of what I'm eating or I'll slip into Tomlinson Mode and start smashing pizzas and cakes.
In Canada we have "donairs". It's the same shit but they put some sugary jizz sauce on it. I'm all in wit da gyros, which is the same shit but with tzaziki instead of the jizz sauce.

My buddy got "banned" from a donair place because he brought Caesar dressing with him and asked the guy to put that on it instead of the jizz and the guy got all pissed off and refused. My buddy was like "nothing for me then" and the guy was like "NEVER COME BACK HERE!"
 
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