Hopefully you don't like ghetto chocolate brand Palmer the factory blew up last night in Pa.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
WWAW Gluttony?
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Do they make those little foil wrapped chocolate eggs? Because those things suck shit. That's what my mom always got me for Easter candy.
It's poor people food but delicious, so people like Patrick turn it into a "I'm too fancy for Taco Bell but I had to try their new item".
Also where the fuck do you live, North Korea? Antarctica? You've never had a single taco in your entire life yet you contemplate suicide? Bucket List item number one, eat a goddamn taco.
i have had a doner and really liked it. Idk taco just seems meh to me. Maybe i am missing out.
The closest Taco Bell to me is like 40 minutes away and I would sell my soul for a chicken quesadilla and a burrito supreme right now.
They could raise the price of a crunchwrap supreme to $75 and I'd talk myself into ordering one by June.
“Well since it got so much more expensive it must be that much better.”
"Would you feel like an asshole if you spent $75 at a steakhouse eating a fancy steak? No? Then order the crunchwrap, Jenna."
I genuinely feel like one of the things most lost on me is fancy food. I worked at a very nice restaurant for 6 months where we could eat anything we wanted on our break and I’d usually just make myself a chicken finger wrap.
the food engineers who come up with new taco bell menu items made with all the same ingredients are really amazing, reminds me of those engineers in Apollo 13 creating an air filter out of the parts they had! #Ruizing
btw I ate at the nicest taco bell ever in Pacifica ca. i went with the classic menu items and had 5 hard shell tacos and a bean burrito!
I'm also kind of pissed TB couldn't save the taco bell tarantino built for once upon a time in hollywood!
Yeah mostly, the chocolate is real cheap shit, they are making Peeps in awful flavors now too watermelon and Dr Pepper
I remember liking Peeps when I was a kid. I had one the other day and it made me want to fucking puke.
Holy fuck. I guess it's been a while since I've been to Taco Bell.
I was annoyed when they made the 99 cent Cheesy, Bean and Rice burrito $1.49. What ghetto do you live in?
A buddy in New Jersey sent this to me. So, that ghetto.
Doner is basically the European version of Mexican. They're both PFG.
I can definitely eat--I used to be a great big fat person. I have to be mindful of what I'm eating or I'll slip into Tomlinson Mode and start smashing pizzas and cakes.
In Canada we have "donairs". It's the same shit but they put some sugary jizz sauce on it. I'm all in wit da gyros, which is the same shit but with tzaziki instead of the jizz sauce.
My buddy got "banned" from a donair place because he brought Caesar dressing with him and asked the guy to put that on it instead of the jizz and the guy got all pissed off and refused. My buddy was like "nothing for me then" and the guy was like "NEVER COME BACK HERE!"