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WWAW Gluttony?

gassers

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before my gastric sleeve surgery i could eat like 7 or 8 plates of food at golden corral. i thought about getting into competitive eating but i just didn't have the talent and drive that it takes to be a contender. #Ruizing
what did they have?

I ashamed to say this but i can eat a 9" pizza all by myself plus any sides easily.
 
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gassers

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Golden Corral is pretty amazing, they have pretty much everything you could want. The quality is decent but because it's buffet style it attracts a lot of trailer trash and niggers.


it doesn't look bad here but isn't appetizing either. Idk maybe i am being a snob or the youtuber just went to a shitty golden corral.
 

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Golden Corral is pretty amazing, they have pretty much everything you could want. The quality is decent but because it's buffet style it attracts a lot of trailer trash and niggers.
used to fawking love going there when I was poor but now I pay the $20+ for the buffet at the indian casino because the quality is way better! #Ruizing
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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One time my buddy and I went to some Chinese buffet and I smashed a disgusting amount of torpedo shrimp. When I got out of my truck as soon as my feet hit the ground I projectile vomited all over my driveway and there was basically whole pieces of shrimp in it.

Another time I ate an entire one of those huge bags of Cadbury Mini Eggs over the course of like six hours and it made me shit grey play doh. I really fucking love Cadbury Mini Eggs.
 

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it doesn't look bad here but isn't appetizing either. Idk maybe i am being a snob or the youtuber just went to a shitty golden corral.

Well yea, I mean the selection and what's available is pretty amazing. The food is average. It won't knock your socks off but it won't put you on the toilet an hour later either.
 

Jenna

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Sometimes I get a "take $15 off your order of $25 or more" coupon so I order $25 worth of Taco Bell on ubereats. The problem is that Taco Bell always tastes shitty the next day when you microwave it, some of the things are okay (burritos mostly) but others like the Doritos Taco get so fucking gross in the microwave you might as well throw it out.

So last time I ordered I ate a Grilled Cheese Burrito, a Crunchwrap Supreme, Chalupa Supreme, 2 Doritos Tacos, nachos with cheese sauce and a Mountain Dew (hi Shane!) That may not sound like a lot for you fatties inhaling 10 McChickens at a time, but I woke up the next morning and within 60 seconds was puking all of it up into the toilet.
 

gassers

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Sometimes I get a "take $15 off your order of $25 or more" coupon so I order $25 worth of Taco Bell on ubereats. The problem is that Taco Bell always tastes shitty the next day when you microwave it, some of the things are okay (burritos mostly) but others like the Doritos Taco get so fucking gross in the microwave you might as well throw it out.

So last time I ordered I ate a Grilled Cheese Burrito, a Crunchwrap Supreme, Chalupa Supreme, 2 Doritos Tacos, nachos with cheese sauce and a Mountain Dew (hi Shane!) That may not sound like a lot for you fatties inhaling 10 McChickens at a time, but I woke up the next morning and within 60 seconds was puking all of it up into the toilet.
I have never had a taco or been to taco bell cause there is no such thing where i live. Why does everyone on the internet make the diarrhoea joke about it? If it is that bad why do people eat from there?
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I have never had a taco or been to taco bell cause there is no such thing where i live. Why does everyone on the internet make the diarrhoea joke about it? If it is that bad why do people eat from there?
People associate Mexican food in general with diarrhea. Taco Bell is special because it's shit quality, every single thing on the menu is made with the same five ingredients but it's somehow fucking great. Everything is also pretty cheap so everyone always gets way too much of it, binge eat it like slobs and then take fast food burrito shits.
 
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