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Sounds fun. Best hum diddly dum I ever got was from an asian. I still think about it constantly. It was absolutely disgusting in the best way possible.
Dated a 2nd gen chink broad in high school but she wouldn't let me do more than finger her. Gotta see what that yellow snapper's really like.
I've always wanted to poke around in one of those sideways vagoos, never got the chance, never will now since im pretty sure im with my future wife. You ever see one of those turbo nasty pornflicks where the chick is covered in her own gob? it was like that, she had to keep going to the washroom and putting her head under the shower for a reset
Just imagine Mewler flicking her bean reading your filthy comments.I've always wanted to poke around in one of those sideways vagoos, never got the chance, never will now since im pretty sure im with my future wife. You ever see one of those turbo nasty pornflicks where the chick is covered in her own gob? it was like that, she had to keep going to the washroom and putting her head under the shower for a reset
I always feel like a dirty pig typing this shit with mewler around. IM SORRY
Fuck yeaaaaaaa
There's entire clubs that only foreigners can use. They'll turn you away if you're a jap.
I know a colored hooker on Mermaid Avenue. Five bucks, all you can fuckin eat!
So, I didn't spend much time in Tokyo, only about a month, but a quick heads up - things being legal is... a very very grey area. In fact, just being foreign and not having ID on you is grounds enough to put you in holding, and sometimes over 24 hours. You will be detained, a reason will not be given to you. Businesses that operate in the grey area of legality will either outright just reject foreigners to protect the national image, or will subject them to not at all grey area crime while facilitating the transaction to part the foreigner with as much money as possible, you will be billed for other peoples drinks, you will be billed for otehr peoples food, and if you don't pay, the police will happily arrest you. Tokyo is really not a place to fuck around, it's a lot of things, but fun is not one of them.
You should try and seduce a local, brotherman. If you're grotesque/not white, fine, by all means get jerked off and call it 'getting puss'
There's a penis length requirement like getting on a roller coaster, funster.
I'm white and not grotesque, it just seems like dropping a few hundred on a hoor is an easier method.
Tokyo Hentai Club only caters to foreigners and are highly rated. No drinks or food involved, just straight up order an escort to your hotel.
Well, I'll just suggest the hoor being plan B
The hoor is definitely plan B. I'm white, tall and in shape and have never had problems picking up girls. Just seems like an easy to get laid if I feel like it.
