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He's a bitter alcoholic vaxxhead. It's over for him.Sounds brutal. It's possible to get your circadian rhythm back in order though.
Don'ts:
- coffee
- sugar
- carbs
- alcohol
Do:
- Get into the sun as much as possible
- drink lots of water
- eat more meat and cook only with animal fats
Let us know how it goes!
- eat more meat and cock and cook only with animal farts
"More serious side effects may include suicide, mania, irregular heart rate, and pathologically prolonged erections"Trazodone. Not habit-forming and you can take it for years without working up a significant tolerance. It'll give you vivid dreams and rock hard boners.
Exactly. I have sleep trouble a lot but I just chill out and listen to a audiobook of something, no big deal. Trying to sleep when you can't is an awful idea.I don't sleep at all without my meds but just laying in bed and resting is enough as long as you don't think about not sleeping too much #lifehacks
I just chill out and listen to a audiobook of something
eXtremeThis ain't your daddy's insomnia. It's EXTREME.
how about I smoke your pole for a while instead?I was just having the same problem, but it was because I stopped smoking weed for a while.
Yes, please!how about I smoke your pole for a while instead?
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You don't feel groggy the next day from that shit?Benadryl almost always works for me. Then again, I've always had a pussy tolerance for any kind of sleepy drugs.
Oh yeah, that's why it's a last resort. After I take that shit, I'm totally useless the next day unless I can just sleep in for as long as I like. I'm a terrible morning person as it is, but that shit turns my brain into mush. But, if it works, I sleep like a stone, without any freakish weird dreams or anything.You don't feel groggy the next day from that shit?
I know its a meme now but in college I was having a really bad allergic reaction so I took a shit tonne of benadryl and its the worst fucking feeling in the world, I have no idea how zoomers take it for fun now.Benadryl almost always works for me. Then again, I've always had a pussy tolerance for any kind of sleepy drugs.
It's not a pleasant drug, and I can't imagine anyone thinking it's fun. I've used it for allergies too, but only in extreme situations. It does work, though.I know its a meme now but in college I was having a really bad allergic reaction so I took a shit tonne of benadryl and its the worst fucking feeling in the world, I have no idea how zoomers take it for fun now.
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