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Captain DykeI wish she'd live so she could be dragged through a civil case by the woman whose home she destroyed. She had to be trapped in that Captain Pike chair.
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Captain DykeI wish she'd live so she could be dragged through a civil case by the woman whose home she destroyed. She had to be trapped in that Captain Pike chair.
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She and @captain_kamala are psycho twinsiesI liked her in the volcano movie and hope Tommy Lee Jones fucked her back to straight.
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Also nice mental illness, stupid.
I CAN FEEL IT ITCHING ALREADY!!! *starts throwing bullets*Man. I feel her pain. I had poisen ivy once. My skin was BURNING.
She must have done more coke than booze. Or the booze had not hit her yet. Some people drink at the bar and try to drive home before the buzz turns into a blackout. And swim in the pool? She'd be found at the bottom of the pool in that state.She had fentanyl, cocaine and alcohol in her system. Why didn't she just keep going at home and go for a swim in her pool or something? Save everyone the trouble.
That was what I was shooting for. You want to kill yourself? Do it at home. Don't destroy someone's property and risk running over innocentsShe'd be found at the bottom of the pool in that state.
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